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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Stormrider

Stormrider has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus helps Spike up the ladder

Optimus: Spike, let me tell you about the story of the ladder that went no where.

Slave workers working

Pre-historic ab work-out machine.

Dr Arkeville becomes a cyborg

The Decepticon naughty chair

Trypticon and Metroplex share a moment

Scramble city twister:
Right Leg Yellow. Left arm blue.

Scrapper and Long Haul push Ironhide

Parking Wars Season 3!

Side Burn holds on to X-Brawn in the water

Whole new meaning to "water sports".

Spike makes a weird face

Hey man... that dude took my beer.

Megatron and Starscream standing on rock

Megatron - Let's play king of the hill.
Starscream - Okay, but don't push so hard this time.

Megatron versus Sideswipe

Megatron: I hate pooping out Transformers. I'm glad I that I didn't eat his brother as well...

Sparkplug levitating?

Spike don't mention this to your mom. She'll give me hell if knows that I was levitating again.

Soundwave and Reflector in brick forts

IN THE NEWS - Scientists have recently concluded that the Greek Parthenon was destroyed by Decepticon rough-housing; not from natural phenomenoms.

Soundwave and Reflector in brick forts

Castle fight!

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

"Am I still here. I'm starting to feel like the Tin man in the Wizard of Oz."

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

Am I still here? I can't hold this pose any longer.

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

Prime: Why is it that no one listens to me? I told that stupid ninny below me that Botcon was that way but he still doesn't believe me.

People in line at the Dancitron

Michael Bay is inside. Let's tell him what we think of his TF movie.

People in line at the Dancitron

Eric Cartman's line ride.

The "real" Optimus Prime

Come on Bay - why won't you just use me in your movie?

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Magnus: Ok, open up and I'll take care of that tooth with my trusty drill.

Bumblebee at the computer

BumbleeBee: Dang, I have to reboot again. I hate Windows.

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

Little did people know, Starscream was a big fan of Mikael Gorbochov.

Galvatron and his new weight plan

Galvatron with elephantitous of the testicle.

Little kid wears Megatron costume

Megatron's bastard son.

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