Super Prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Grimlock: You say that there is a beast War toy called Grimlock and I am a machine in R.I.D
Computron: Wow a Galvatron action figure.
Glavatron: I am not a toy!
C-3PO: Uh..excuse me where is Luke Skywalker and Han Solo. Braver: You are not in Star Wars anymore...you are in Transformers: Victory. C-3PO: Oh.....see R2D2, I told you we are in the wrong show.
Optimus Prime: this is the last time I let someone drunk to drive.
Galvatron: Hey soundwave, have you heard of Evel Kinevel? Soundwave: No I have never saw Star Wars.
Galvatron: Scourge are sure this energon alcoholic drink is safe. Scourge (offscreen):........Yes.
Scourge walks to Cyclonus. Scourge (offscreen): Hey Cyclonus after he gets drunk and passes out, Iam going to throw him into space towards the sun and then
Galvatron: Scourge are this energon alcoholic drink is safe. Scourge (offscreen):........Yes.
Scourge walks to Cyclonus. Scourge (offscreen): Hey Cyclonus after he gets drunk and passes out, Iam going to throw him into space towards the sun and then I wi
Optimus: Yes since I put her to sleep this is my big chance.
Cyclonus: Starscream, are you sure this is how the humans do it. Starscream: Yep I'm sure.
Spike: After we find Bin Laden,Iam going to blast so high in the sky that he will drift in space and he will drift into the sun and then he would the first terrorist leader dead. Spike: Also know this Saddam Hussien after Bin Laden is dead, your the next
Grimlock: Me Grimlock want to eat Bin Laden. Slag (offscreen): Me Slag want to eat him first. Sludge (offscreen):Me Sludge will get there first. Swoop (offscreen): Me Swoop says Sludge is slow. Sludge (offscreen): Me Sludge wanna kick your ass Swoop. Snar
Devastator: Oh yes Slag keep going. Grimlock (offscreen): Me Grimlock says that Slag is gay. Swoop (offscreen): Me swoop says Slag trying to hurt Devastator. Sludge (offscreen): Me Sludge says Slag is playing with Devastator.
Thundercracker: Hey Skywarp, lets get him drunk and leave on the side of the road. Skywarp: Yea he will never remember this day, before will leave him on the side of the road lets check his pockets to see if he has Energon money.
Spike: Ahhh it's Ravage,.......what the hell is he doing!?
Windcharger: See me everyone I got Breasts. Brawn: you are now gay? Gears(offscreen):Windcharger you sick Fag.
Jazz: Prime found us. How did he find our secret hiding place. Starscream: Who knows I bet that a$$hole Frenzy told him where we were hiding....he was the only one I told.
Megatron: I said Optimus to do it not you!
Hound: Oh yes Iam going to do it so hard that this is the day that you will never soon forget Spike. Spike: You said you going to do Chip not me!
Skywarp: Hey Megatron, I found a terrorist. Megatron: Not A terrorist THE terrorist named Osama Bin Laden. Skywarp: What do you want me to do with him. Megatron: Feed him to the Sharkticons.
Chromia: Iam having an affair. Ironhide: With who. Chromia:....Ratchet. Chromia: He is not the only one....I'm having an affair with Prowl, Sideswipe, Jazz, Sunstreaker, Hound, Bumblebee, Gears, Huffer, Brawn, Cliffjumper, Wheeljack, Perceptor, B
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