Captions by Rept138

Galvatron: "You step on roaches and then I step on you. There's symmetry in that".

Reflector: "I told you these Lego bricks were not effective against laser fire".

You could leave now, Bumblebee. Spikes my new best friend. Yeah, my new best friend. Heh heh.

Mohawks are in, baby.

Spike: "Hold my hand. I'm scared of robots that are not really there but are added later on".

Wow that's a pretty big missile you got there. You sure you've never done cybertronic porn before?

I had a cyber pup this big once when I was just a transistor radio back on Cybertron.

This is what happens when you cross Beast Wars Optimus Primal with R.O.D. Optimus Prime.

Somebody quick get the Pepto Bismol before it's...to late.

"If I can't see them, they can't see me. That's the general rule, right?"

Last man standing after that 20th energon tequila wins.

Optimus: "Break it up you two. We don't do that kind of stuff here".

Hound: "Damn get out of me and let me air out. Those burrito farts are tarnishing my paint job".

Fart hovering. Eat your energon pump, Seaspray.

This is how my girlfriend looks like back in Cybertron. Isn't she a beauty!?

Megatron:"The ego in my head is so big that it won't let me enter this blasted Insecticon cave".

Megatron: Ah, yes. ROCKLORDS are good for something after all besides transforming to rocks. They make great bases as well.

"It's raining robots, hallelujah, it's raining robots yeah yeah".