Captions by transformerguru

I'm higher on the food chain. GET IN MY BELLY.

Ratchet - Whoa damn!!! That fart just stinks...

Wheeljack - Don't have to tell me twice.

Ratchet - Be greatful your not in the confined space

Sparkplug ~ I have the Energizer bunny farts, they keep going and going and going....

you bit me you a-hole!!

Prime ~ Is that you Ratchet or is it you First Aid? I think my memory circuits are fried...

Prime ~ "Damnit... the Chinese have it all wrong again!!! I never had this much yellow!"

"I wonder if they will ever change this caption entry for the contest......?" ~ Prime

Ok now tell me for the 342nd time how DO I transform in the movie from a 10 ton semi to a lean and mean robot cyborg type character....

All I WANT IS A HUG... have you seen what they've done to me sence G1 went off the air...

Ok you Saudi bastards quit selling fuel to China and only to America... because we live there.

Excuse me Mr. Bay I'm here to audition for your upcoming movie...

Magnus: Look at my missle of death... you are getting sleepy...

Arcee: Enough of the hypnosis Ultra Magnus it doean't...*falls down asleep*

Magnus: YES!!! It finally worked.

Arcee: *sniffing and gasps*

Ultra Magnus: IT WAS ME!!!!

Arcee: Damn, what did you eat?

Fembots are not the only beings that cannot handle Austin Powers mojo...

Galvaton : Why can I not squish this fleshling?

Danial: Damn, I'm glad I learned the ways of the force.

Danial: Where is Chuck Norris when you need him???

I just don't understand Picasso

Uh... i"m a squid? why didnt someone tell me?

Prime: And this is how you do the Chicken Dance...

Kup: Oh no, not the dance moves again.

Megatron ~ Prime was that you? Oh man how many times do I have to tell you dont fart while I'm down wind!

Prime ~ heh heh heh heh.....

Megatron ~ Yes we are here to audition as the stunt double for the Transformers Movie by Micheal Bay....
What?!?! Those rolls have been filled... Damnit Prime WHY did you have to take the scenic route from Cybertron!!

Lets see what new music I get on bearshare? I MEAN ITUNES.

Waiting.....waiting....waiting....Damn I hate dialup!!!!

OK kiddo's this is how you do the Macarena

Don't worry kids... I'm not gonna hurcha, I'm gonna EATCHA!!!

Uh? We need another Timmy.

Insolent swine ... quit your damn whining!

this is some strange looking tp... O_o

Oh don't worry little I'm not gonna hurt ya... I'm gonna eat ya!!!

May I borrow a cup of sugar?

Daddy he followed me home... Can I keep him?