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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by transformerguru

transformerguru has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Megatron versus Sideswipe

I'm higher on the food chain. GET IN MY BELLY.

Ratchet working on Teletran-1

Ratchet - Whoa damn!!! That fart just stinks...

Wheeljack - Don't have to tell me twice.

Ratchet - Be greatful your not in the confined space

Sparkplug levitating?

Sparkplug ~ I have the Energizer bunny farts, they keep going and going and going....

Ravage biting Bumblebee

you bit me you a-hole!!

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

Prime ~ Is that you Ratchet or is it you First Aid? I think my memory circuits are fried...

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

Prime ~ "Damnit... the Chinese have it all wrong again!!! I never had this much yellow!"

The "real" Optimus Prime

"I wonder if they will ever change this caption entry for the contest......?" ~ Prime

The "real" Optimus Prime

Ok now tell me for the 342nd time how DO I transform in the movie from a 10 ton semi to a lean and mean robot cyborg type character....

The "real" Optimus Prime

All I WANT IS A HUG... have you seen what they've done to me sence G1 went off the air...

The "real" Optimus Prime

Ok you Saudi bastards quit selling fuel to China and only to America... because we live there.

The "real" Optimus Prime

Excuse me Mr. Bay I'm here to audition for your upcoming movie...

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Magnus: Look at my missle of death... you are getting sleepy...

Arcee: Enough of the hypnosis Ultra Magnus it doean't...*falls down asleep*

Magnus: YES!!! It finally worked.

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Arcee: *sniffing and gasps*

Ultra Magnus: IT WAS ME!!!!

Arcee: Damn, what did you eat?

Bruticus blows up!!!

Fembots are not the only beings that cannot handle Austin Powers mojo...

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

Galvaton : Why can I not squish this fleshling?

Danial: Damn, I'm glad I learned the ways of the force.

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

Danial: Where is Chuck Norris when you need him???

Submarauder with his hand on his head

I just don't understand Picasso

Submarauder with his hand on his head

Uh... i"m a squid? why didnt someone tell me?

RID Optimus beating his chest

Prime: And this is how you do the Chicken Dance...

Kup: Oh no, not the dance moves again.

Powermaster Prime w/ Armada Megatron outside

Megatron ~ Prime was that you? Oh man how many times do I have to tell you dont fart while I'm down wind!

Prime ~ heh heh heh heh.....

Powermaster Prime w/ Armada Megatron outside

Megatron ~ Yes we are here to audition as the stunt double for the Transformers Movie by Micheal Bay....
What?!?! Those rolls have been filled... Damnit Prime WHY did you have to take the scenic route from Cybertron!!

Bumblebee at the computer

Lets see what new music I get on bearshare? I MEAN ITUNES.

Bumblebee at the computer

Waiting.....waiting....waiting....Damn I hate dialup!!!!

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

OK kiddo's this is how you do the Macarena

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Don't worry kids... I'm not gonna hurcha, I'm gonna EATCHA!!!

Galvatron standing over Dragstrip

Uh? We need another Timmy.

Galvatron standing over Dragstrip

Insolent swine ... quit your damn whining!

Superion holding A3

this is some strange looking tp... O_o

Superion holding A3

Oh don't worry little I'm not gonna hurt ya... I'm gonna eat ya!!!

When Trypticon attacks!

May I borrow a cup of sugar?

When Trypticon attacks!

Daddy he followed me home... Can I keep him?

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