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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by agentcastle

agentcastle has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Seaspray and Bumblebee converse

Bee- I wish I were a little bit taller
Spray - well I wish I were a baller

Megatron checks out Breakdown's trunk

sex ed class was much more hands-on than expected for teen-age megetron

Megatron in a puff of smoke

teletraan 1: faced with defeat, megatron releases his noxious amnesia gas...
teletraan 2: that's not amnesia gas!
teletraan 1: but it sure is noxious, gotta give em that much

Two construction workers in a truck

for the last time... that ISNT the stick shift

Optimus Prime pointing

while picking teams for dodgeball, Prime once more skips over Cosmos...

Brawn holds on to Soundwave

push out the jive... bring in the love...

Dr Arkeville becomes a cyborg

as much as he strained, poor Dr Arkeville couldn't feed the decepticon toilet any energon pubes

Scrapper talking to Sari

scrapper: "oh! a baby! i'm gonna hug her and pet her and call her my own.... Oh no! I done broke'ded da baby...!"

Dr. Arkeville is excited

no whammies, no whammies, no whammies,..... STOP!! awhhh damn it, i said *NO* whammies

Omega Supreme stands before Autobots

your name is not on the list, admittance... improbable

Brawn and Huffer talking

Brawn: "sword fight!"
Huffer: "dude..., not tonight, my shaft can't take any more crankin'"

Nanosec face-to-face with Optimus Prime

worst bris ever...

Trypticon and Metroplex share a moment

metroplex wasnt pleased, but transformer prostate cancer is no laughing matter

Prowl and the Autobots

who are these people...? what is this crap? what's with the spastic douche all dressed in yellow?

Megatron covets the exponential generator

I'll never understand deception porn...

Dr. Arkeville points to Sparkplug's neck

Look, Megatron, another hickey!! I told you Autobots are only interested in one thing.

Optimus Prime and Grimlock up close and personal

Me Grimlock say, how can be bad if feel so good?

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