Captions by Arc the ZAKO

Wonder Twins power activate! Form of: A pyramid!

Vortex: You put your right foot, in you put your right foot out! You do the hokey pokey and you turn a self about! That's what its all about!
Megatron: Riiiiiiight.....

Prime: *Smack!*
Quint: Hey, what was that for?
PRime: Giant spider, on your back...heh, heh.
*Prime sticks bomb on Quint's back*
Quint: Tick...tick...? *Boom!*

Preceptor: "Press any key"? Well, I don't see an "Any Key"!

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU DO NOT NEED GLASSESS(Spaceballs reffrence)

Bumblebee: Don't worry princess! I'll save you this time *Game over, bumblebee turns to some kid*
Bumblebee: Hey kid! I challenge you to MORTAL COMBAT! hose quarters...
Spike: Dude, its just a game...

Starscream: Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat!
Wheeljack: I'll give you something to eat alright! How's bout a knuckle sandwich?!
*Starts beating the living crap out of Starscream*

Runble: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOTIC NOOGIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Rumble: WHEE! GIDDY UP!!!! HIYA! HIYA!
Blaster: Ow! I say, quite hitting me!

Optimus: Hmmm I can't beleive Wheeljack's Slime Gun really worked...
Blitzwing: I'll...get...you for this!!
Wheeljack: It should start to harden....ooooh I'd say just about now
Blitzwing: I.....ll...k...ill....y...*stops*

Blitzwing: BLITZWING MAD!!!!! BLITZWING SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
*Devestator steps on him*
Blitzwing: *While still flat* Thanks....ow I think.

Blurr: AH! AH AH! ALEINS ARE ATTACKING! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

Giant: Hey can any of you do the robot?
Ultra Magnus: Well...yes...I am a robot...
Giant: Do the robot!!! *pats club in hand*

Giant: Oooooh! A reissue Ultra Magnus! I've been looking EVERYWERE for one of those!
Ultra Magnus: I'm not a reissue! Put me down!!!
Giant:Oooh! He talks! *Tries to transform Ultramangus*
Ultra Magnus: OW! Hey! That hurts! Quite it!!

Gaint: Fe, Fai, pho, phom! Did you steal me bottle of rum?
Ultramagnus: Uh...rum? Why would I need rum? I'm a robot heh heh...
Divebomb: *burps with flames coming out* The chemeichals in Alchohol keeps our batteries charged!
Giant: *Looks at Div

Blaster; OOOH KUP! ITS HORRIBLE! ITS HORRIBLE!!!!!!
Kup: What is?
Blaster: Hmmmm you know what? I really can't remember...
kup...
*smacks Blaster upside the head*

Blaster: KUP! KUP! KUP! I DID SOMETHING REALLY BAD!!!
Kup: ALright, what did you do?
Blaster: I touched Arcee's Boobies!
*arcee comes up from behind with a HUGE Axe*
Kip: Hmmm that is bad...*Is now standing 20 feet away from Blaster*

Blaster: SHINNING FINGER!!!!!
Kup: You've been watching too much of that G Godamn or whatever its called.

Blaster: THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
Kup: Whoa hold on there son, don't you mean "The Decpticons are coming"?
Blaster:Uh...right THE DECPTICONS ARE COMING! THE DECPTICONS ARE COMING! THE DECPTIC

Blster: Urge to kill...RISING!

Blaster: YOU ATE THE LAST OREO????!?!?!? I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

Woman: Lipstick...check wallet check...giant transforming robot right in front of me check...GIANT ROBOT IN FRONT OF ME!?! AHHHHH!!!!
Prime: Wait! I'm here to save you! Ah forget it...

Woman: RUN! ITS GODZILLA!
BW Megatron: What?! Who is this "Godzilla" You speak of?!!
Woman: AAAH! RUN! IT TALKS!!!!

Quint1: I CALL SHOTGUN! I CALL SHOT GUN! I CALL SHOT GUN!!!
Quint2: *Takes out shot gun and blasts Quint1*
Quint 3: Stares
Quint 2: What? He said he wanted shot gun!

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Quint Mobile!Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Quint Mobile!
Quint Mobile!
Quint Mobile!
Homer Simpson: BATMAN! I mean Quint Mobile!

All 3 quints: WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!

Scorpinok: Quick Alpha Q! To the Ugly Mobile!

Soundwave-Crap! Were did I put that ray gun? *Searches pockects* Rubber duck? No, shower cap? No, bath tub? No...human snack I was saving for later? No...DAMNIT! WERE ARE THOSE CASSET BOTS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!
*while...*
Rumble: Got any 4s? I feel lik

*The Aramda Autobots come out of the Spacebridge, Optimus lands on the lady's flowers and transformers*

Optimus: Alright Autobots, lets look for that Mini-con!
Old lady: You...stepped on my flowers...urge to kill...rising...urge to kill...rising

Old Lady: GET OFF MY FRICKING LAWN SONNNY!!!!!

Rumble: weee! We're gonna win this race!
*Rumble sees a brick wall ahead*
Rumble: AH! AH! AH! FOR GOD SAKES! USES THE FRICKIN BREAKES!!!*Drag Strip slamms on he breaks, sending Rumble off of him and slamming into the brick wall, an imprint of Rum

Rumble FASTER MOMMY! FASTER!
Drag Strp: I ain't your mommy! Get off of me or else I'll blow you up!(I'll blow you up anyway for riding on me in the first place)

POWERLINX! Oh wait...wrong seires...

Megatron: BWAHAHAHAHA! So this is what the great leader Optimus Prime has been reduced too?

Prime: Shut up, shut up...

Ok people! Move those gears! And one, and two, and STRETCH!


Swoundwave: What's he doing?

Cyclonus: I have no clue...

COBRAS!!!! COBRAS!!!!!!!!