Captions by Blitzkrieg

Skullgrin & Bomb Burst (to Submarauder): "Dude, did you just say you like Daniel and Wheelie?" Submarauder (nervously): "Uh...no."

Minerva (as Rachel): (sobbing)"Ross, why did you have to sleep with that other woman?! We were on a break!!! Wheeljack (as Ross): We were not on a break!! We already broke up!! (Minerva(Rachel) continues sobbing)

(Metroplex and Trypticon in line for E.T.) Trypticon: "Outta the way, you!!!!" Metroplex:"AAAHHH!"

HEADS UP!!!!

THIS is what the Autobots do in their sparetime.

Kakuryu:"Ah...this is the life! A hot bath, champagne w/vodka, T.V., and my giant rubber dino. Take that BW Megatron!

"If you guys are C-3PO and R2-D2 and that kid in the back is Han Solo, then where the hell are Luke & Leia?!

Braver realizes something is very, very wrong.

"...and so the bartender says' It's not a monkey, it's a camel!'"

Footage of Tracks' early career as an opener for Marilyn Manson.

Galvatron: "What the fµ©k...???" Headmasters: "Aaww yeah, give us some wuv, baby!"

(high-pitched girlie screams) "It's him! It's Ricky Martin!" (more high-pitched girlie screams)

"Cheers!"

Galvatron: "Listen up, Soundwave! The moment we spot Bill Gates, we jump him, grab his money, and then run like hell, 'kay?" Soundwave (sighs): "Whatever you say, Galvatron."

Starscream: "Get on all fours and bark like a dog!" Megatron: "Yessir!"

Megatron: "Why, Prime, I had no idea you cared so much about me."

Bin Laden: "How come Bush gets cool robot soldiers and I get some measly Muslim humans?"

Cyclonus: "Come on, Starscream! Back that ass up!" Starscream: "Let go of me, you freak!"

Starscream and Swindle decide to join La Leche League.

Cerebros was SO happy meeting the Budweiser Girls that he just couldn't contain himself.

Hell Bat: I love you, man! C'mere! (Gives Leozak a kiss).

Grimlock: fµ©k you! So YOU'RE responsible for the Sept. 11 attacks!!!!

Primal: OH MY LORD!!!!

Scourge: Stop! You're on Candid Camera!