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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Crashcomet

Crashcomet has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Ravage humps Spike

Spike: AAAAAUGH!
Megatron: Soundwave, you should really teach Ravage that it's bad to dominate others...hit him with a newspaper or something.

Jazz gets on Starscream

J: This is the last time I ever do a charity photoshoot for the fangirls!

Blaster shows Hot Rod some new moves!

B: See? You can really feel the music this way!
HR: Music...riiiiiight...

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

M: Finally! I thought he would never overload...say, where did that camera come from?

Optimus w/ arms around Autobots

WJ: (thinking) Just a little bit more, Prime, and I'll blow that smug face of yours off with my shoulder gun!

Ratchet stands in front of Optimus

R: Prime. Prime. Prime, my face is up here.

Megatron w/ Sunstreaker & Sideswipe

Sunny: Sideswipe, WTF are you doing?
Sides: It's a...new battle tactic! Really!
Sunny: ...

On the job with Doc Ratchet!

R: EWWW! What IS that?

Blaster wrestles w/ Ravage in Ironhide

IH: What the--HEY! Git out of here and git a room! My aft ain't a motel bed!

Optimus laying down on the ground

Spike: Carly! You killed Optimus! GTFO!

The Decepticons stand on a cliff

TC: Megatron, quit throwing a tantrum. We got the immobilizer, see? Get off the ground.

Ratchet tries to move Wheeljack's head

R: I can't get this dang mask off! RRRRGH!

Blurr falls on Kup and Arcee

K:Blurr--
B: Shhh I'm savoring the moment.

Red Alert pulling on Prime's arm

RA: Hey, Optimus, can I--
OP: STFU

Starscream running toward island

SAAAAAND!
or
hahahahahahlookatmeihavepretylittlewingshahahahahaha

Starscream drinks some Energon

HRRNK.

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