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Spike: AAAAAUGH!
Megatron: Soundwave, you should really teach Ravage that it's bad to dominate others...hit him with a newspaper or something.

Dec 28, 2011

J: This is the last time I ever do a charity photoshoot for the fangirls!

Dec 28, 2011

B: See? You can really feel the music this way!
HR: Music...riiiiiight...

Dec 28, 2011

M: Finally! I thought he would never overload...say, where did that camera come from?

Dec 28, 2011

WJ: (thinking) Just a little bit more, Prime, and I'll blow that smug face of yours off with my shoulder gun!

Dec 28, 2011

R: Prime. Prime. Prime, my face is up here.

Dec 28, 2011

Sunny: Sideswipe, WTF are you doing?
Sides: It's a...new battle tactic! Really!
Sunny: ...

Dec 28, 2011

R: EWWW! What IS that?

Dec 28, 2011

IH: What the--HEY! Git out of here and git a room! My aft ain't a motel bed!

Dec 28, 2011

Spike: Carly! You killed Optimus! GTFO!

Dec 28, 2011

TC: Megatron, quit throwing a tantrum. We got the immobilizer, see? Get off the ground.

Dec 28, 2011

R: I can't get this dang mask off! RRRRGH!

Dec 28, 2011

K:Blurr--
B: Shhh I'm savoring the moment.

Dec 28, 2011

RA: Hey, Optimus, can I--
OP: STFU

Dec 28, 2011

SAAAAAND!
or
hahahahahahlookatmeihavepretylittlewingshahahahahaha

Dec 28, 2011

HRRNK.

Dec 28, 2011

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