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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by crazyfists

crazyfists has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Metroplex voice center: Do not enter

why put up a wall when you can put up a door to the single most important section? with a sign. to not enter.

Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

whenever i drive you dragstrip, i keep hearing that same old cake song in my head.

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

Hugs for everyone!

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

"Argh. I had that dream again where I was forced to be Arcee's head...and why am I covered in a stinky substance?"

Daniel learned a very important lesson - lay off the drugs and Arcee is the only one who could truely love a loser such a

Slingshot and Sky Dive with no arms!

Slingshot: "So this is why Ultra Magnus tells us not to hug."
Sky Dive: "Ah, geez."

Optimus riding on Slingshot

Opt Prime: "Oh Slingshot, you're so...so strong."
Slingshot: "Huh. I wonder what that means."

Optimus riding on Slingshot

Opt Prime: "I bet this is what it's like to ride on Spider-Man."

Security Guard looking for his walkman

Guard: "Hey this must be my walkman. It's not the right color and it has a Decepticon logo on it. Must be mine. Yeppers...why must I always talk to myself? Boss says it's bad to talk all the time to myself because of all the secrets I know

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Quint: "So Cyclonus...do you really think it was worth it waiting over night for the new Matrix movie?" Cyclonus: "YES! And I would do it all over again just to see some of that brilliant acting and plot!"

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Announcer: "You two big things...in the back...big purple and four face! Do you have what it takes to be the next American Idol?!"

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Cyclonus: "This is the worest Rocky Horror Picture Show crowd I've ever been in!"

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Crowd: "Anal sex...anal sex..." Cyclonus: "I gotta stop going to MSI shows."

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Arcee: "Those kids just keep getting more and more violent with those dodgeballs." Magnus: "Well, Galv is always the first one out." Galv: "I was on base! *sniff*"

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Mag: "Now that I have my sled, I can't wait for it to snow!"

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Arcee: "Man, those Transformer fans are brutal. They really did a number to G. Autographs, photos, metal samples, someone even took his gun, and one guy carved his name on his G's head. Trekkies aren't this bad, god sake, TREKK

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Mag: "Trust me Arcee, any minute now he'll get up. Just like in hockey when they dive and pretend to be hurt, he's not hurt." Arcee: "I don't think so, he's kinda bleeding really bad.&quo

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Guys only! We can now go pantless!

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

It's just a truck! No! That's not the autobot logo...its the international sign for...for...ummmmm candy! It's a candy truck! Yummy candy for all! By candy I mean death. Yummy death for all.

Blast Off gets something out of a laundry truck

Blast Off: "Step aside mammal, I'll show ye how a robot unloads and does laundry! The robot way!" Human: "Robots don't say ye." Blast Off: "I'll show ye..."

Soundwave runs away from Nitro

"I don't think all the little cassetts in the world will help me this time."

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Galv: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" Mag: "No dice. I've seen what those old people can do once you help them up. Handicapped my exhaust pipe."

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Mag: "Who would have thought that the only way to beat Galvatron was to hug him?" Arcee: "I just love to hug."

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Mag : "Galv rolls a 1...critical miss. He runs up to you, eats his own heart, and falls over. Winners don't do drugs."
Arcee: "What? That's like the billionth time you've used that same D&D j

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