Captions by crazyfists

why put up a wall when you can put up a door to the single most important section? with a sign. to not enter.

whenever i drive you dragstrip, i keep hearing that same old cake song in my head.

Hugs for everyone!

"Argh. I had that dream again where I was forced to be Arcee's head...and why am I covered in a stinky substance?"

Daniel learned a very important lesson - lay off the drugs and Arcee is the only one who could truely love a loser such a

Slingshot: "So this is why Ultra Magnus tells us not to hug."
Sky Dive: "Ah, geez."

Opt Prime: "Oh Slingshot, you're so...so strong."
Slingshot: "Huh. I wonder what that means."

Opt Prime: "I bet this is what it's like to ride on Spider-Man."

Guard: "Hey this must be my walkman. It's not the right color and it has a Decepticon logo on it. Must be mine. Yeppers...why must I always talk to myself? Boss says it's bad to talk all the time to myself because of all the secrets I know

Quint: "So Cyclonus...do you really think it was worth it waiting over night for the new Matrix movie?" Cyclonus: "YES! And I would do it all over again just to see some of that brilliant acting and plot!"

Announcer: "You two big things...in the back...big purple and four face! Do you have what it takes to be the next American Idol?!"

Cyclonus: "This is the worest Rocky Horror Picture Show crowd I've ever been in!"

Crowd: "Anal sex...anal sex..." Cyclonus: "I gotta stop going to MSI shows."

Arcee: "Those kids just keep getting more and more violent with those dodgeballs." Magnus: "Well, Galv is always the first one out." Galv: "I was on base! *sniff*"

Mag: "Now that I have my sled, I can't wait for it to snow!"

Arcee: "Man, those Transformer fans are brutal. They really did a number to G. Autographs, photos, metal samples, someone even took his gun, and one guy carved his name on his G's head. Trekkies aren't this bad, god sake, TREKK

Mag: "Trust me Arcee, any minute now he'll get up. Just like in hockey when they dive and pretend to be hurt, he's not hurt." Arcee: "I don't think so, he's kinda bleeding really bad.&quo

Guys only! We can now go pantless!

It's just a truck! No! That's not the autobot logo...its the international sign for...for...ummmmm candy! It's a candy truck! Yummy candy for all! By candy I mean death. Yummy death for all.

Blast Off: "Step aside mammal, I'll show ye how a robot unloads and does laundry! The robot way!" Human: "Robots don't say ye." Blast Off: "I'll show ye..."

"I don't think all the little cassetts in the world will help me this time."

Galv: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" Mag: "No dice. I've seen what those old people can do once you help them up. Handicapped my exhaust pipe."

Mag: "Who would have thought that the only way to beat Galvatron was to hug him?" Arcee: "I just love to hug."

Mag : "Galv rolls a 1...critical miss. He runs up to you, eats his own heart, and falls over. Winners don't do drugs."
Arcee: "What? That's like the billionth time you've used that same D&D j