Captions by DarkMechJock

DEAR GOD! That's the second biggest pimple I've ever seen!

What?! I missed the party AGAIN?!

Dammit, when will Seibertron put up another UCC pic?! I'm getting numb holding myself up!

Needless to say, Reflector's "gestalt" didn't hold up too well against Superion.

Back! Back I say! Before I write myself in as a Mary Sue!

Hmm. My fish pond seems to be doing well ever since I threw Daniel in there.

Devastator: Give back Devastator's arm!

Omega Supreme: DEMAND: SAY UNCLE.

D: Devastator refuses!

OS: RESULT: DESTRUCTION OF LIMB.

D: Devastator will hand over his lunch money!

So, Starscream, would you explain the rules of "Calvinball" again?

Scourge: Oh god, it's on my shoulder again.
Mega-Octane: I'll get the religious iconography, sir.

"Starscream voted #2 cartoon villain of all time." What the hell?!

Magnus: Kick him, see if he's dead..
Arcee: Couldn't I just throw something at him?
Galvatron: mmmmmmmmm...pie.

Prime, I...I think I'm getting high off your exhaust.

My brain should be in here somewhere!

Lessee here, Waldo has to be here somewhere...

We've secretly replaced Dinobot's normal energon with decaf. Let's watch...

Ratchet: Oh, I can't WAIT to hear this one.

You know, this would be a lot more intimidating if he could move the thing

Grimlock: Me Grimlock find Osama! Me save free world! *destroys TV*

Prime: Oh, for the love of...Who let Grimlock watch America's Most Wanted?!

That's it! All three of you, get markers so we can color the rest of our bodies in!

Swindle: Dude, that was the worst bet ever.

Starscream: Shut up and keep lactating.

Wheeljack: Alright! With these carbon rods, I can finally complete my greatest creation: the nuclear powered DDR arcade machine! Get down!

Bumblebee: Uhh...Shouldn't we be wearing suits or...something?

*RIIIIP* Oops...I hope he didn't need that

Dude, have you ever looked at your hands? I mean REALLY looked at them?

Daymn fayncy gee-iant robots! GIT OFFA ME LAWN!!

Decepticons: Robots in disguise...in disguise

After the movie, Shockwave was reduced to guest spots on the Scooby-Doo as monster star of the week. Ratings went through the roof after he blew up the Mystery Machine, claiming it was "Autobot reinforcments."