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We are DEVO!!!!!!!

Puh,puh,puh,puh,please let me go with you to Toys R'Us!

Slingshot: Haha!!! Look in awe, for Im now a "classic" G1 Transformer!

Cheetor: Allright Cheetor honey, tonite is your nite to shine! Now go out on stage and wow the audience with your role in the "King and I". Wooo-ooh!!!

In the new alternate ending to TF:TM, Cheetor regards himself in a mirror with great satisfaction.

A test shot of the new live-action "Transformers" film. Noooooooo!!!!!!!

Doo-doo-doo-doo! Ooooooooh. Uh, skiboooboo, coocoo-cachoo!!! Having difficultly coming up with funny caption. Dear god help me!

Perceptor: I tried to change the oil in my car when all of a sudden I got doused with gross, yucky oil!!! Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid car!!!!

Wheeljack: Oh will you just "SHUT-UP"!!

Perceptor: Aaaaaauuuuu

Wheeljack: Now Perceptor, after we use the Matter duplicator, I want you to brush your teeth, put on your pajamas and say your "prayers". Okay?

Perceptor: Unnggh, I don't wanna! NO, no,no,no,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Perpecptor: Urrghh, why don't girls like me!?

Wheeljack: 'Cause you're a giant microscope.

Perceptor: Bite me, ya freak!!!

Desert traveller: F-f-four people and t-t-t-ten thousand camels? Partttttyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

...and one Burger King.

At the bottom of the plaque, a tiny inscription reads: Future home for "Friends".

is this pic from a transformers cartoon, or from Looney toons?

Bumblebee: Bleargg, gurhdkh, reigahdhasha;lh!!!!!! Aaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Spike: Like oh my God! Like gag me with a fork!
Bumblebee: Farrrtttttttttttttttttt, somebody farted in here!!! Aarrrggggghhh!!

Spike: Yep, what you're playing here is the latest in 8-bit videogame technology. Are you..impressed?
Bumblebee: Dude, in 20 years the level of gaming will be raised to 256 bytes.
Spike: Yeah right, and there will be six more "Police Academy&q

Wheeljack: Op-op-optimus..prime is Starscream?! Aaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starscream: Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!

First-aid: Hey, I heard some weird noises coming from upstairs. Is everything okay?
Blades: Yeah...uh, everything is okay. Look, will you please leave now! I have some..things to finish.
First-aid: Alright.
Blades: Psst, Hot-rod, you can come out now.

First-aid: Mom wants to know what do you want for supper tonight. Well?
Blades: Hmm, what about, Pizza?
First-aid: *starts laughing* Syke, we don't have a mom. Man, you're such a tool!

Blades: *sigh*. I can't believe M.A.S.H is finally over. I love that show sooo much! Now I wont be able to watch the further madcap hilarities of Hawkeye, Radar, B.j hunnicut and the rest. Why God?!
First-aid: Dude, the show ended back in 1983! It h

First-aid: Daddy,daddy? Excuse mister, are you my daddy?

Blades: Psst, beat it kid! Can't you see im meditating.

First-aid: Forget you!

Blades: Dude, I don't know if I can go through this. Maybe I've rushed things too fast.
First-aid:You can't back out of getting married now. Go back out there, step to the altar and marry Firestar. She's waiting and so is everybody el

First-aid:Ha-ha, I found you!!
Blades:Ha-ha, you found me!!
Blades and First-aid: Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!

First-aid: Okay Blades, what do you want on top of your chocolate sundae? Peanuts or sprinkles?
Blades: Peanuts,...er, I mean sprinkles..wait Peanuts,...arrgghhh stop pressuring me!!!!!!!!
FA:Dude, chill out. It's just a sundae.

The soul of Spike is really Hound, the fearless Autobot scout and lousy "earth lover." Easy there Hound, we love you.

Wheeljack: Heyyyy Macarena, alrighhttt!!!!!!!

Bumblebee: Ho-kay, im just going to walk away from you now.

First-aid: So, do you want to tell me what all this is about?
Blades: I,... I watched "Battlefield Earth" for the first time,...why did John Travolta play an alien? The movie, everything was horrible,horrible!!!!!!!!
First-aid: Listen, I under

Blades:You're right, First-aid; it's no use for me to mope and lay here on this operating table. Im going to do it. I'm going to join the Robotech Defenses Forces.
First-aid: Umm, huh!? I never mentioned anything about the RDF.

This is what Tracks secretely fantasizes about when he sleeps at night. First-aid "attending" to Blades on the operating table. Naughty, naughty.

Blades: Okay doc, I want to have a new alt.mode. I've been thinking along the lines of a sleek Army Apache copter, with the works.
First-aid: That sounds like a pretty tall order. What say i make you into a real woman.
Blades: Get me out of here!!

Blades: Why are you doing this, First-aid!? Please stop while you still can. You can still get help.


First-Aid: It's to late for that now. Together we shall become one, all-powerful robot. We shall become,....FIRST-BLADE!!!!!!!!

Blades: Oh **

first aid: All right kid, I want you to suck up that blood and oil, and destroy that Decepticon!!! Become a rooting, tooting, oil puking machine, ya hear me?! You eat Energon for breakfast and **** it out your waster regulator!!!

Blades: Uhhhhh, okey-

Perceptor: Flash, ah-ahhhh, saviour of the universe!! Flash, ah-ahhhh, he saves everyone of us!!

"bleeh blahh bloo blah blee blahh blahh", said Perceptor, the moron.

Here we see Perceptor, at his ugliest.

Frenzy: C'mon Perceptor, it really is a great movie if you just give it a chance. Please watch it with me, please!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perceptor: I don't like Battlefield Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blitzwing's audition tape for "DoubleDare" back in the early 90's.

Blaster: Yo, Im Mc Blaster and I got your back, Energon and Armada are totally whack. Break it down.

Kup: Aw yeah, G-money!! Hey, do the robot!

Blaster: Jibidy joodah, jibidy joodahhhhhhh!!!
Splorkadork heehawwwww!!!

"let's face it, guys; even with our snazzy new cybertron car, were still one of the fugliest transformers around! Damn, no girls will want to date us. Hey, I have an idea. Why dont we drive off a deep cliff, that way our sparks will be terminate

Blaster: Before you get past me, you must first answer these questions three. One...What is the corre..

Kup: Can I please hit you.

Blaster: Stop, Hammer time!!!

Kup: You're retarded!

Blaster: Oh man, Prime's really gonna get the blues when heres this news. There no where to shop for more Chorostop!!

Kup: Moron, that was like some 20 years ago. Come back to the present!

I suuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Swiss Miss girl, after hitting rock bottom, resorts to violence, vowing to never give away the secrets of the Swiss Miss chocolate formula.

Rumble: Oh man, I think I've got the trots! Ohhh, gotta hold it in. C'mon Rumble, don't do this now.... not with the big "Look like a Moron on a decepticon car" race.

Drag-strip: Get the freak offa me, you little turd!!!!!!!!!

Damnit, looks my bank account is low! I guess I have to start spending my money more wisely, yessiree!! Mmhmm! Im a dork.

Arcee: Huh,ah....ooooohhh! I likes what i sees.
Ultra magnus: Sorry, i dont swing that way.