Captions by LunarFormer

Starscream: I TOLD you we shouldn't have used plans for a trap we stole from that earth Coyote!

Megatron: Shut up, Starscream.

Optimus Prime has become possessed by Babe Ruth

"Alright, who stole my mouthplate?

Scorpinoc: Man, this sand stuff really gets in everywhere, doesn't it? I'm gonna be cleaning my gears for a month!

Scorpinoc: BRING ME LARRY DiTILLIO! LET'S SEE HOW HE LIKES BEING DROPPED INTO LAVA!

Omega Supreme crashes the _____masters line promo shoot.
"Why this unit not get at least an Action Master?"

can't sleep... fake Megatron will eat me...

Fezzik nursed the poor inebriated Inigo back to health...

Skywarp: So.... is he a classic Beetle, or one of the new ones, now?
Thundercracker: I dunno... how can you tell?
Skywarp: We'll need to give him what the humans call a "prostate exam"
Bumblebee *thinking*: oh Primus NO!

Optimus: First you take my spark, THEN you decide to take me for a ride! Do you realize how much I hate you?

Prime: ok... you're SURE this will get me into the Universe storyline... looking like this... right?

Primal: Oh, yeah, sure. Now take me to the Arcee "Playbot" photo shoot! PRONTO!

"Hi, we're the Hasbro execs that authorized the new look of Optimus Prime!"

Rhinox: On the other side of this rock is Bob Skir... on three, we jump up and blast him to bits, got it?

Rattrap: eeehhh, sure, but whyz you got Cheetor's gun?

Rhinox: Because he couldn't make it but still wanted some credit... kinda hop

Early experiments in Powerlinx technology had some very creepy results

Slingshot: FOR THE LAST TIME, POWERLINX DON'T EXIST YET! GET OFF ME!

the end result of Daniel's recouring "Wheelie poledancing" dream.

Optimus: So... by 2004, this little ball will grow into a huge chamber of energy, and I will look like a bad Power Rangers knockoff?

Alpha Trion: That's as near as I can predict, yes.

Optimus: Wow... that sucks.

Alpha Trion: Yup... at least

Proving once and for all that 4 headmasters are NOT better than one.

Springer: Hey, Razorclaw... why the heck do you have rifles on your shoulders?

Razorclaw: Oh, these arn't rifles... I'm a divining rod!

Springer: o...k...

Monsters: We're going to be playing Spike and Carley in the live action movie! Guess which is which!

Thrust: HEY! LOOK AT ME! I'M A MUMMY!