Captions by Minicle

Megatron: Whilst it may appear to you dear captioners, that we are standing on a large rock in midair. We are in fact, hanging upside down from it like Bats. Ahh, the wonders of camera trickery.

Starscream: But Megatron, we’re no...

Megatron: Shut

Megatron: I hearby claim this rock in the name of the Decepticon Empire!

Starscream: Thinks: Just you wait, one day this rock shall belong to I! Emperor Starscream!

Sideswipe: I am never, never! Letting Richard Hammond drive me, ever again!

Seeing his ‘2008’ design for the first time, proved to much for poor Sideswipe.

Ratchet has ever since regretted agreeing to fill in, until Wheeljack could finish repairing the Router...

Ratchet: Surely, there must be a better place to keep the Wash Basin.

Thundercracker; Er, Megatron. I really think it´s time we called a Plumber in.

Megatron; Soundwave. Remind me never to book a room at Butlins again.

Bumblebee: Why wouldn't they give me any eyebrows?

Bumblebee: Why do the scary little pink things keep looking at me like that!?

Scorponok: What's in your wallet!?

Worker: Yes Sir, the three applicants for the position of ‘Head of Health and Safety’ have just arrived.

Solider: Damn these modern special effects!

Megatron: Tell me Prime. How was this craft we’ve been abandoned on manufactured again?

Prime: Di-cast construction... It’s a lost art.

Megatron: Riiiiiiiiight...

Prime: Smile for the camera Starscream.

Ramjet likes toast, Trypticon likes Oranges.

Unicron had an unpleasent fate instore for Planet Muk.

Unicon: WHO PUT SUPER GLUE ON THE SEAT!?

Thundercracker: So that's the arse Megatron pulls his ideas out of...

Optimus: Prowl! Bluestreak tells me you've been molesting him again, is this true!?

Prowl: Well I err, ummm...

Optimus: Yo know full well only I have the authority to do that!

Bombshell: Ooo! That's the last time I play the Cello.

Kickback: ?

Ratchet: Well it worked for Shadow the Hedgehog.

Goryu: Say, are you pleased to see me, or is that just a large spike on your head?

Goryu: Psst! Good news, that part you wanted in the next Godzilla movie is available.

Reflector still couldn't quite grasp the whole concept of superlinking.

Megatron: I've told you before! I'm not interested in a pyramid scheme!

Viewfinder: *Bumps head on the picture border* OWW!!

Despite climbing on each other's shoulders, Reflector still wasn't tall enough too be allowed on the ride.

Have you hugged your Quintesson today?

Quint: I have lost the war! *Cries*

Prime: There, there. I'll help you find it.

Braver: Hey! Nice Halloween costumes fellas!

C3PO: HRUMPH! What cheek!

C3PO: Here's another fine mess you've got us into Artoo!

Rattrap: WHATDYA MEAN THERE'S NO SAFETY NET!!?

Whilst the Decepticons sleep, the wiley Ravage stealthfully attempts to steal Starscream's wallet.

The other Decepticons were not interested in playing "One man his Dog" with Ravage, much to his disappointment.

The Decepticons awake in horror to find that they were just plastic toys all along.

Starscream: Nobody move! Only a few minutes more and we'll have broken the world record!

The replacement for Barney arrives at the studio.

Dinobot tries out for the new Colgate commercial.

Stascream: Look at me! I've grown an extra pair of arms and a spare head.

A reluctant Starscream is "persuaded" into getting his passport photo taken.

Galvatron: Why does everybody have to copy what I'm doing!?

In! Out! In! Out! Shake it all about!

Starscream regrets mentioning the word "blow" in Prime's presence...

Optimus was delighted with his new lifesize Starscream doll.

Longrack: We're walking in the airrrrrr... We're floating in the moooooonlit skyyyy...

Break: Boss! Longracks been at the brass polish again.!

Longrack wakes to finds himself being stolen by the invisible man.

Perceptor is well known amongst the Autobots for his polite and patient nature.
Put him in front of a computer running on Windows XP however...

Perceptor: NOOOOOOOOO!! My twenty year old collection of Hentai has been deleted! DAMM YOU! DAMM YOU ALL TO HELL!!

Wheeljack: Your... what!?

Perceptor: Ermmm... Nothing! Just go back to fiddling with your knob...

Wheeljack: ...Are you coming on t

Scavanger: Hold on! I've just got to go use the portaloo quickly! Be right back!

Devastator: Just make sure you wash your bloody hand this time, okay!

Bonecrusher: Why the Hell do we need to use portaloos anyway!? We're robots!

Devasta