Captions by ShYnE

Bombshell: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA---Huffing insecticide is just like nitrous oxide in the right doses---HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The Blue Man group has nothing on us!!!

Ultra Magnus: Maybe you can help solve a mystery.

Cyclonus: I've been waiting for sooooo long for the Rock Band Bots to reunite.
Quintesson Face: I'm not really a fan...i just won tickets on the radio.

Grimlock: Hammer time!!!!

Quintesson Passenger: Where is tour guide Barbie when you need her?

Galvatron: If you think Red Bull gives you wings, you should try this stuff.

Skywarp: Soooooooo, infidel, you wanna be a martyr ehhh??

Optimus Prime: Good thing I'm fixed.

Spike: WoooooHooooo...Finally a member of the NRA.

Shockwave: Hey Starscream..
Starscream: Yes?
Shockwave: I was wonderin if you could help me out with something..
Starscream: What would that be?
Shockwave: Well, I've always wanted to be a member of the mile high club....

Galvatron: This stuff i got from Jose Canseco better work.

Megatron: After i had this metal plate put in my head, I keep picking up 95.1 Kiss FM.

All: 99 bottles of energon on the wall, 99 bottles of energon.......

......Here, on Gilligan's Isssssssssssssle!!!!!

SeaSpray: I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albequerke.

Jazz: Where'd you find this thing?
Perceptor: A top-secret base called Area 51. Where'd you find that chick on your shoulder?
Jazz: Uhhh...That's classified.

Kup: Ba weet Grana weet ninnybon.
Hot Rod: Lay off the scooby snacks Kup.

Ultra Magnus: Someone call 911!!!!!!!!!!

Slingshot and Skydive: We'd like two tickets please.
Arab: Let's see your passports please. And go ahead and empty your pockets and step through the metal detector.
Slingshot: Geez... The security at airports these days is such a hassle.
SkyD

Slingshot: What's that guy saying?
Skydive: Ummmmm???
Slingshot: I don't know either, but I hope he dont think he's gonna hijack US...
Skydive: I feel ya bro.