Captions by Sideswipe

Murphy: So, Sparks, would we get Chopper Dave with this setup?
Chip: Who are you, and how did you get in here?

dude we are so drunk right now off eegnog

oh and merry christmas

Minerva: I thought you died in the movie.
Wheeljack: The movie was in a different continutity in Japan, ask Prowl.

Vince MacMahon was pleased he finally had the backing to beat Stone Cold, with the evil Decipticon, Microdeath!

Bomb Burst is hoping he doesn't get an Armada incarnation

When Transformers watch Freddys Dead one time to many

in this corner, my boss, Optimus Prime! and in the other corner, some other robot named Optimus Prime and a little yellow bot with bumbees head type! Let's get ready for Cybertron Deathmatch! FIGHT!!

Jolt: wooooooowwww Looky ata all te pretty lights!!!
Hotshot: AWWW Man, as if I didnt look gay enough as it is. Jolt Didnt I tell you to lay off the mushrooms!

MEGS:Damnit soundwave How the hell do you expect us to defeat the autobots if your ------- partner rumble dont stop putting the exlax in the energon!
Starscream: AHHHH! My Ass is on Fire!
Devastator: (standing over them all) "Prepare for excrem

Jolt! Powerlink, weapon system: Butt Plug!

Oh my, Brittanica, mmmmm, mmmmmmmhhh, purrrr that feels sooooo good. Watch out your about to get milk in your face!

Skywarp: Hey, Megatron, where should I take this human?
Megatron(off camera): Take him....to Detroit!
BL: NOOOOOO! NOT DETROIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skywarp: Should I break Decepticon code and tell GI JOE where Bin Laden is ?
guy: I told you before I'm not Bin Laden! I'm part korean, I'm from Rhode Island! You said, it didn't matter!
Skywarp: yeah, and I&

C3PO: Excuse me, sir, I think we took a wrong turn at Mos Eisley
Braver: That would explain why a bunch of humans took Daniel, Wheelie, and those damn Armada kids off in a jail cart.
R2 D2:(why do I get the feeling that I will have to save the day, ag

B: You can´t know where my finger comes.

arrrgghhhh Hulk Smash!!!!!!!!!!

hey guys ummm lets not tell hot rod about this thing between me and arcee ok. Theres some extra energon and ummm Ill give each of you a turn on arcee if you promise!
Ironhide: Yeehoo Im in
wheeljack: can I stick her prime?

ARRRGGHHH SHOULD..NT... HAVE... EATEN... DAN..IEL! Damn this constipation!!

Growl!!! get that damn camera out of here! cant we animals ever get ne damn privacy?

cj: romeo romeo, where for are thou romeo

Blaster:ooops I forgot the rubbers
Hot rod: Aw crap. Gee I hope Arcee doesnt see this

and this is the way we wash our but, wash our but,wash our but, oh this is the way we wash out but so early in the morning!!!!

Flash me flash me!!!!!!!

Minerva: why wont you have sex with me you worthless piece of scrap metal
Wheeljack: Aw $h*T here we go again. Damnit I told you Minerva Robots dont Have sex we dont even have babies!!!! Aw to hell with it Im outta here! Minerva: No please noooooooo!!!!

You said taking a shower together would be good for our relationship!