Captions by Silver Wind

After this embarrassing photo came to light, Sideburn finally broke down and promised to install the unattractive amphibian technology.

Tracks (offscreen): "I was hoping this photo would stay buried..."

From "Our Lives as Bay-formers", a reality show coming to you soon...

Bumblebee: *whisper* I'm hiding because Johnny-Five is really angry that my expression resembles his. And he doesn't understand that it's not my fault.

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OP: (thinking) I'm so tired... When is Seibertron going to let me lay down? *yawns and then winces as his joints squeak*

OP finally went off the deep end after reading too many stupid "jokes" about nipples, monkeys, and something about a "chicken dance".

Optimus Prime's reaction after experiencing a prank meant for another 'bot...

Optimus Prime finally flips out after hearing Carlos joke "Robots - Vehicles In Disguise" one time too many.

OP: "Alright, kids! How does this look?"

Alexis: "...Is that just your own peculiar way of doing poses? 'Cause it sure doesn't fly with me."

Carlos: "Way uncool, dude."

Rad: "Yeah, you kinda look like

The children had their own technique of getting things their way -- aim big weapon and fire off a warning shot.

Having dealt with Devastator for the moment, Slag turns his attention to the perverts... Hope you aren't one of them.

Cyclonus was not particulary thrilled about this old picture being drudged up again.

Unfortunately for him, his contract said otherwise...

Windcharger: "...Why am I doing this again?"

Brawn: "I wasn't really payin' attention"

Windcharger: *does Transformer equivalent of a human rolling his/her eyes*

???: (off-stage) "People got tired of seeing the

Their reaction to some of the captions submitted. Those captions were summarily rejected.

After getting into some mischief, Optimus Prime had them grounded for a week.

Slingshot thought that the car grill he had on his chest made him look fashionable, but what he didn't know was that he had been reading an OLD fashion magazine for cars...

Poor, poor Slingshot... He couldn't tell the difference between the authentic car grill and the cheap metal version.

Monsters were sent to scare off all the naysayers of Beast wars, RID, and Armada.

Arcee: *nervously* "Um, Magnus, could you please point that missile away from me?"

Ultra Magnus: "I can't help it if I'm taller than you! And besides, you said that you wanted me to look you in the face while you're talkin

Starscream held onto the thing, hoping that it'd take him away from all the perverse jokes. Unfortunately, Rumble informed him that doing so would only make it worse.

Scourge: "Arrrggghhhh! This stuff has made my fingertips go pink... Uh-oh. Everyone will think I used fingernail polish... NOOOOOOOO!!!"

Autobot (off screen): *whispering* Heh heh heh. Now I all I've gotta do is take a picture of this an

After Ramjet submitted his opinion on Megatron's "plan", Shockwave felt that logic dictated that he "deal" with Ramjet so as to ensure his survival.

Bumblebee tried to calm Seaspray, but it was too late. Yelling for help, Seaspray caused a cave-in.

Their contract having expired, with negotiations going nowhere, the Cassettebots decided to go on strike.

Unfortunately, what Ratchet didn't know was that Wheeljack was actually suffering from shock due to peoples' common disregard for spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

Announcer: Oooh... And it looks like Devastator is down for the count after experiencing a powerful attack from Slag, ladies and gentlemen!

Devastator: (glare) I haven't lost yet!

Announcer: You will after Slag has run through you again...

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Prime: "I told you not to play around! Now the Decepticons are running amok doing who know's what!"

They quickly recoiled in horror at sound of Wheelie attempting to sing.

Another one of Neville Longbottom's (in)famous accidents.