Captions by Tusko

The Masterpiece Army.
Fearsome in articulation.
Few in numbers.

"Awe crap, my shoulder launchers caught..."
"DON'T jerk the trigger!"

"Good work Reflector! This photograph shows my plan to clue all of this planets flesh males to a rail has started."
"Your plans suck, Megatron! My binocular glue plan will succeed where yours fails."
"You're an idiot Starsc

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, it is not their right to glue my legs together.

Its not the combining that's hard, its the separating.

Window's blue screen of death!?! WTF!

We all woke up after the party with out arms glued to our chests like this. We think it was a wayward kitbasher.

"Oh good-deee! A bunnee rabbit of my very own! I will love him and hug him and squeeze him and pet him. And I will call him George!"

"Laugh now Kitbashers, but when I regain mobility I'll hunt you all down!
Oh, wait, I'm G1? I don't have mobility. Well then I'll glare menacingly."

Seeming like a good idea at the time, it was only after that Unicron realized that they don't make toilet paper in his size.

Well that definatly isn't your "do not record-over tab."

Hound, you suck at Decepticon Tetris.

No matter how you stack it, reflector spells fodder in the Decepticon ranks.

Primative combiner technolgy just didn't instill fear in the autobots as it was designed to.

No sweat stains here, Brawl's the ones with stains.

Combaticons, form on ME to form Vorticus!

"Guys, I swear the fish I caught was this big. Really!"

"I died for my race and all I got was this lousy Quinteson ballon."

Prime instantly knew how to initiate the bonding and mating ritual amoungst the Quintesons, by sticking his finger in their ears. "Matrix of wisdom and leadership, bay-bee!"

A master of the art of misdirection, no one knew it was Perceptor who cut the cheese with the large novelty pencil in his hand.
A master of misdirection, he then blamed it on Bumblebee.

How does Perceptor solve the problem of constapation?
He works it out with a pencil!

(Oldy but a goodie)

And if he hadn't become the chosen one, he would have gone on in life to host his own Saturday morning fishing show.

Best Hood Ornament Ever!

"Stubble! I knew there were no female transformers!"

What do you mean union rules say Combiner teams can have no more than 5 participants? Pay a penalty? Lose dental? Just bring me a beer this high and I'll work with what I got.

The original Pretender Starscream with rare varient floating Wheeljack head.

Much like humans who are embarassed with spinach stuck in their teeth, Perceptor was mortified when he found Rumble stuck between his telescoping canon and shoulder.

I once caught a fish this big!

I thought you said this ride would be pimped out? No one is looking.

I am Megatron!
I love to garden!
This woman is my pawn and minion! We garden together!
The fertilizer is hell on my finish and crab grass will be eliminated!
So say MEGATRON, gardener!