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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Viper 16

Viper 16 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus having a bad day!

I'm so angry my head became a pin cushion.. YOU! What are you looking at?!

An army of Fast Tracks

HAH! Grabbed the last yellow halloween costume...

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

Blaster: Kup, help me! This song is going through my head, its talking about a banana phone!
Kup: dude, don't touch me... wait a minute, you were into the energon weren't you!?
Blaster: I'm not guilty!

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

martha stewarts evil twin

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

King kong (primal) strikes back

Hot Shot and Jolt get acquainted ...

hmmm, jolt on hotshots butt, and rainbow background, put two n' two together.

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

Reach for the Pie in the Sky!

Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

"And they're off! Optimus takes the lead but Galvatron is closing in fast!"
Frankenstine: no, no, no! Optimus stay front!
"And look at that everyone! Rodimus takes the lead and winds the race!"
Gargoyle: WOOT! I win, you own me

Autobots ... ZOMBIFIED!!!

Dawn of the dead

Autobots ... ZOMBIFIED!!!

Hey look, they're celebrating halloween early!

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

TransOrganic: GIANT MARSHMALLOW MAN!!

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

Trans-organic thing: "I shall name you squishy and you'll forever be my squishy!"

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

OMG my g/ma was kissing Hotshot! (Armada)

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

Starscream: I'm papa roach!
Rumble: whatever you say

Optimus stands behind Alpha Trion

Optimus: "You see, I found it not too far off, I believe it does ... blah blah blah.. and did I mention I found it? Yes, I am amazing aren't I? where was I, oh!.. blah blah..."
Alpha Trion: .oO( if he doesn't shut up i'll choke m

Blast Off gets something out of a laundry truck

Human: "nice view!"
Blastoff: "whatcha lookin' at?" *turns around*
Human: "never mind, its gone."

Soundwave runs away from Nitro

"Heeeere kitty, kitty, kitty, OMG, slaggin' giant-bot-eating-yellow-buldgy-eyed-freaks!"

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

you know you waant it

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Cyclonus: "OK, now, look for the hairy man that looks like a monkey and likes to raise his arm."
Quint: "Um, I think we have a problem... they all look much the same, to me"
Cyclonus: *looks around* "heck, take all of em'&q

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