Captions by Wolverine

Braver: Hey buddy you got the stuff? C3PO: Yeah you got the money?

Junkion: "So how was the date with rc last night?" Grimlock: "Well..lets just say she can give damn good lube jobs...if ya know what i mean!"

DO A LITTLE DANCE! MAKE A LITTLE LOVE! GET DOWN TONIGHT! ....GET DWON TONIGHT!

"Your one tough cookie to mount!"

Cerebros talking to himslef: "mmmm jirgens hand lostion, and a national geographic."

"Ohh Sh*T!!! POISON IVY!!"

talk about a head job

While optimus and megatron are fighting sparkplug interrupts. "Hey Guess what? IM FAT!"

WHO THE HELL STOLE MY G-STRING!!

I hate this lame hasbro capgun

Kup:(offscreen) Jeezuz! Slag is about to get a mouthful!!

Gotta push brown!! ;-)

This could be considerd the worlds nastiest "hand JOB!"...heh it was a try

Skidz running the in the national gay parade. Man he looks like he really wants to win!

Trypticon: "Hold still buddy....HEY NICE ASS!!"

Optimus Prime whipped down his pants, while wheelie got ready to give sugar.

"WHADDYA MEAN U SLEPT WITH PREDAKING!!? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!"