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C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

Braver: Hey buddy you got the stuff? C3PO: Yeah you got the money?

May 3, 2002

Junkion: "So how was the date with rc last night?" Grimlock: "Well..lets just say she can give damn good lube jobs...if ya know what i mean!"

May 3, 2002

DO A LITTLE DANCE! MAKE A LITTLE LOVE! GET DOWN TONIGHT! ....GET DWON TONIGHT!

May 3, 2002

"Your one tough cookie to mount!"

May 3, 2002

Cerebros talking to himslef: "mmmm jirgens hand lostion, and a national geographic."

May 3, 2002

"Ohh Sh*T!!! POISON IVY!!"

May 3, 2002

talk about a head job

May 3, 2002

While optimus and megatron are fighting sparkplug interrupts. "Hey Guess what? IM FAT!"

May 3, 2002

WHO THE HELL STOLE MY G-STRING!!

May 3, 2002

I hate this lame hasbro capgun

May 3, 2002

Kup:(offscreen) Jeezuz! Slag is about to get a mouthful!!

May 3, 2002

Gotta push brown!! ;-)

May 3, 2002

This could be considerd the worlds nastiest "hand JOB!"...heh it was a try

May 3, 2002

Skidz running the in the national gay parade. Man he looks like he really wants to win!

May 3, 2002

Trypticon: "Hold still buddy....HEY NICE ASS!!"

May 3, 2002

Optimus Prime whipped down his pants, while wheelie got ready to give sugar.

May 3, 2002

"WHADDYA MEAN U SLEPT WITH PREDAKING!!? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!"

May 2, 2002

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