Captions by ksol71339

CYCLONUS:. " You have such a SWEET & TIGHT ass. "

STARSCREAM:. ( Thinking ) " How I wish that he were BUMBLEBEE."

OPTIMUS: " Not so fast, Sexy! "

STARSCREAM:. " Let go of my F--k NG head, before I'll tear your ass off! "

STARSCREAM: " That's what's left of me? Oh well, I'll POSSESS OPTIMUS PRIME'S CORPSE instead! "

BUMBLEBEE:. " LORD OPTIMUS, It appears that STARSCREAM had RESSERECTED from the DEAD! "

THE CROWD:. " I DON'T BELIEVE IT & WITH DILDO CANNONS! "

THE PURPLE AUTOBOT:. " OH S--T, HERE'S GOES THE PLANET! "

STARSCREAM:. " THAT'S IT MASTER, WE'RE NOT TAKING YOUR S--T ANYMORE! "

THUNDERCRACKER:. " WELL, ANY LAST WORDS, A--WIPE.!? "

THRASHER:. " YOU'VE SCREWED US, LONG ENOUGH! "

MEGATRON:. " ALL RIGHT, I'll give back the PORN MAGAZINES! ".

STARSCREAM:. " Since I've INCIMATED Megatron, NOW, HIS REMAINS ARE LIQUIDIFIED! ".

ASTROTRAIN:. " WELL DONE, LORD STARSCREAM! ".

RAMJET:. " VICTORY IS OURS!!..CAN WE URINATE IN THIS POT, NOW?! ".

" There's an EGG in my A--! "

SOUNDWAVE:. " Now we'll meditate to the VIOLATE FLAME, and ORGASMIC WAVES! "

STARSCREAM:. " SHUT THE F--K UP, I'M TRYING TO THINK! "

THRUST:. " I SEE ANGELS...HOW MUCH ANTIFREEZE DID WE HAVE?! ".

OPTIMUS:. " Elita, I want you, NOW! "

ELITA:. " Not now, I WAS RAPED BY STARSCREAM, last night. "

OPTIMUS:. " THAT BASTARD, I'LL CASTRATE HIM! "

STARSCREAM:. " HOLY S--T, THOSE HATCHLINGS CAN REALLY DRINK! "

SWINDLE:. " MY NIPPLES ARE SORE! ".

STARSCREAM:. " WHAT WEED IS THIS?! "

JAZZ:. " HOLD STILL WHILE I'LL RIDE YOU! "

STARSCREAM:. " NEXT TIME, I'LL BE ON TOP! "

STARSCREAM:. " At last, my Queen, I can't wait to take you to my Chambers, for OUR PLEASURE! "

STARSCREAM:. " The Avian Gods have annoinated me as THE LORD OF CYBERTRON! "

THUNDERCRACKER:. " You mean you're the LORD OF BIRD S--T! "

STARSCREAM:. " THANKS A LOT, NOT CLEAN IT OFF! ".

STARSCREAM:. " YOU'LL DIE, OPTIMUS! NOW, MY A-- IS KILLING ME! "

STARSCREAM:. " Perhaps I'll PLEASURE you, before your DEATH. ".

SOUNDWAVE plays Metallica's " Sandman. "

MEGATRON:. " THROW STARSCREAM ON MY LAP, MAGGOTS! "

STARSCREAM:. " OH F--K, NOT AGAIN!"

THRASHER:. " COME ON,STUD,THIS IS FUN! "

BOMBSHELL:. " Every time they're HIGH on ANTIFREEZE.."