Captions by Scooter

So why build a door there in the first place?

The annual prank of hiding Trypticon's nipple still continues to this day

Unicron's sperm disgusts even the mighty Megatron

Spike: Okay! Okay! You can wear my hat!

After that day, Prime outlawed the annual fart contest with Metroplex

If I can just shove 2 more of these up my ass, then I win!

Behold, Optimus Stein!

Gee Ironhide, that puppet looks just like Ratchet

Even Decepticons don't like Al-Jazeera TV

Ratchet: "Cough please."

Kup: Okay, I showed you mine now show me YOURS...

Perceptor's bachelor party quickly gets out of control

"Ratchet, I should have told you sooner but my head isn't really where you think it is. So all these years you've really been twisting my-

Not even the mighty Decepticons can bear the sight of Janet Reno's nude pics

Misinterpreting the storyline of Curious George, the Decepticons descend upon the wrong Man with the Yellow Hat.

The Decepticons celebrate upon destroying the latest Dixie Chicks album

Blurr: And I thought I was the fastest Autobot...