Captions by Shrapnel

Oh...man...How drunk did I get to have to wind up like this?

Awww, poor Soundwave! *hugz Soundwave* Soundwave feels better so gets up and beats the living daylights out of Windcharger and Brawn!

Optimus: Hmmm. let´s see if he´s articulated... Nope, I got stuck with the damned PVC version.

I am deeply touched. Activate liquid secretion mode.

I..CAN'T..STOP..PUNCHING..MYSELF..IN..THE..FACE!

"No, please Galvatron, don't do this! I didn't see you playing with your dolls at all!"

"Moon, prepare for your death today, yer gonna die!"

Me Slag do Heimlich maneuver!

Prime: "Shut up Bluestreak!" Prowl: "But I'm Prowl!" Prime: "Don't make me hit you, Bluestreak!" Ironhide: "Don't let it bother ya, he's been calling me Rat

Prepare for trouble! Make it double! To protect the world from devestation! To unite all peoples within our nati on ! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Thrust! Dirge! Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of li

Bombshell: "HAHAHA They're calling you Shrapnel again!"

Skywarp:"hehehe....Roadkill!"

Hmm.... When I look into your eyes, I can see the back of your head