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Captions by tian17

tian17 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

I am beloved by the Chinese? hmm... Muhuhahaha!
Attack them my 9 trillion Chinese minions!!!!!!!!!

Bumblebee hides in the shadows

They must not see my demented face!!!!!!!

Spike and Mikaela hold hands

Do you have HD Digital? We don't. Seems like we're in a photo from the 60's.

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

Scorponok:how come the black dude dont got as many clothes as the white dudes!
Racism, it's gotten to the army!

Epps:you talkin about me foo!

The "real" Optimus Prime

What dimension is this! Everythings made of styrofoam! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Who would do this!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Arcee: Wow baby, if another part of your body was as big as that, mmmmmmm

Bruticus blows up!!!

goddamn my farting problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

Oh no galvatron dont be a bully!
[Galvatron steps on Daniels balls]
Ouchies! Why do i feel so gay?

RID Optimus beating his chest

me mad! me stomp!!!!!

[King Kong has finally met his greatist rival]

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Prime: kids dont do drugs!
Kids: But you take heroin evryday!
Prime: That is not true! Kids i think you should run now
Kids: Why?
Prime: Boo!
Kids: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
[Prime Farts]
[Hiroshima blows up]
Prime: Oopsies! Sowwy

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

Cyclonius: Galvatron, can i ask you a tiny,tiny,tiny,tiny,tiny,tiny,tiny...

Galvatron: Alrite!!! Wat!

Cyclonius: Why do i have horns?

Windcharger strips

Windcharger :I am SUPERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey who stole my S!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel crying ...

Goddamit! Optimus, you didnt tell me there were child molesters on Cybertron!

Megatron on his hands & knees

Megatron: O Starscream, you know you want it

What Arcee should have done w/ Daniel

Arcee: hey daniel, did u know that all transformers are transsexual?

Daniel: no,why? ...... O Sh*t

Fire Convoy & Build Typhoon get close

Yo Mama: The Cybertron Edition, in TF sickness week, on MTV

Prime: my mamas so gay shes gayer than gay!

Prowl: dude, silverstreak, i bet megaman could diss better than Prime

Heavyload: Ya know wat Prime, ur right! I'm yo mama!

Prime: HOLY

Optimus having a bad day!

Prime: look all of you, you think i can get on cybertonian idol?

Ya had a bad day, takin one down, sing a sad song just a-turnin around, ya say ya dont know...

Prowl: Optimus, you sound like mariah carey, and thats not a good thing

Prime: I prefe


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