Captions by -Ry-

Bumblebee's constant playing of Starcraft for a total of 48 hours extinguished his spark, and caused teletran 1 to malfunction, costing the autobots the war...

Prime:"OOOOOH I'm a ghost go home before you amek this show even more unbearable, or else!!"

Carlos:"Optimus...please shut up."

"Michael bay, the madness stops here..."

"okay I know this looks bad...."

"HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"

this is why most season one animators where "replaced".

aahhhhhhhhhhhh omg im soooooooo gay

wwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww immmmmmmmmmmm soooooooooooooooooo hhhhhhhiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhh

exellent i've now traped rattrap in a corner and now i have his sexy bod to myself

exellent i've now traped rattrap in a coner and now i have his sexy bod to myself

oh red alert hold me take me away forever and ever now kiss me

Dinobot got into rhinox's "organic" mixtures again.

Devastator:Okay Omega Supreme, its time to kill you.

Omega blasts his right arm off.

Devastator:right then, just a flesh wound, have at you!!!

OS:Result:Your bloody arm is off!!
(a lil monty python trib)

next on cybertron's funniest home videos. cheetor mistakes his reflection for an evil clone. With lethal results."

Big Convoy made it a specific order that all Maximals do yoga in the morning. Now Longrack finds himself in an awkawrd situation when he took the position to far.

"NO I wanted the Numa Numa dance!!!"

"aaaaggh, stupid pop-ups. Thats it im calling geek squad."

The autobots last battle ended in their demise as the ultimate teamup between black Megatron and an old lady, decimated there forces and destroyed the matrix.

not even Primus himself could stop the horrible onslaught of a feeble women's punches a

And it's Rumble taking the lead on top of Dragstrip err....Frenzy maybe?..nope ots Rumble wait maybe?

Prime:okay okay...okay...so once we getback to the base our story is that the hookers attacked us first.

Primal:This is the last time i go on a binge with you.

Make up and wardrobe: $50

Scary voice lessons: $120

Making an idiotic little kid from g1 wet himself: Priceless

Must....Kill....Hasbro Creative team....Mega Dinobot lousy name...

spike "Carly I had one of those dreams again."

Carly "Dammit spike I told you to quit looking at that before carly archive, you could never score with those chicks it's a sham get it."

Spike "LIES LIES!!!!"

Optimus:Hey Slingshot?

SLingshot:yes...

Optimus:umm....why am I riding you again

Slingshot:The deceptiocns are gonna attack here

Optimus:in mid air...okay I've been putting up woth your advances for some time now and I'm done your of

ahh crap!!! I left my feet in the cr chamber

Arcee:Your missle is about to detonate.
Ultra Magnus:I can't deal with that right now.

Rumble had just stumbled upon the most akward moment of his life. Not only did starscream come out of the closet, but Rumble was his next victim.....

Little did scourge know but planting marijuana on cybertron IS illegal

mmmmmm......instant foamilicous

Botcon 2000