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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by -Ry-

-Ry- has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Bumblebee at the computer

Bumblebee's constant playing of Starcraft for a total of 48 hours extinguished his spark, and caused teletran 1 to malfunction, costing the autobots the war...

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Prime:"OOOOOH I'm a ghost go home before you amek this show even more unbearable, or else!!"

Carlos:"Optimus...please shut up."

Ratchet w/ gun

"Michael bay, the madness stops here..."

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

"okay I know this looks bad...."

Rattrap free falls

"HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"

Rattrap free falls

this is why most season one animators where "replaced".

Woman running in the street

aahhhhhhhhhhhh omg im soooooooo gay

Cheetor looks at his reflection

wwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww immmmmmmmmmmm soooooooooooooooooo hhhhhhhiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhh

Dinobot grins ...

exellent i've now traped rattrap in a corner and now i have his sexy bod to myself

Dinobot grins ...

exellent i've now traped rattrap in a coner and now i have his sexy bod to myself

Inferno holds Red Alert

oh red alert hold me take me away forever and ever now kiss me

Dinobot grins ...

Dinobot got into rhinox's "organic" mixtures again.

Devastator is missing an arm!

Devastator:Okay Omega Supreme, its time to kill you.

Omega blasts his right arm off.

Devastator:right then, just a flesh wound, have at you!!!

OS:Result:Your bloody arm is off!!
(a lil monty python trib)

Cheetor looks at his reflection

next on cybertron's funniest home videos. cheetor mistakes his reflection for an evil clone. With lethal results."

Longrack sprawls out in living quarters

Big Convoy made it a specific order that all Maximals do yoga in the morning. Now Longrack finds himself in an awkawrd situation when he took the position to far.

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

"NO I wanted the Numa Numa dance!!!"

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

"aaaaggh, stupid pop-ups. Thats it im calling geek squad."

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

The autobots last battle ended in their demise as the ultimate teamup between black Megatron and an old lady, decimated there forces and destroyed the matrix.

not even Primus himself could stop the horrible onslaught of a feeble women's punches a

Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

And it's Rumble taking the lead on top of Dragstrip err....Frenzy maybe?..nope ots Rumble wait maybe?

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

Prime:okay okay...okay...so once we getback to the base our story is that the hookers attacked us first.

Primal:This is the last time i go on a binge with you.

Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

Make up and wardrobe: $50

Scary voice lessons: $120

Making an idiotic little kid from g1 wet himself: Priceless

Autobots ... ZOMBIFIED!!!

Must....Kill....Hasbro Creative team....Mega Dinobot lousy name...

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

spike "Carly I had one of those dreams again."

Carly "Dammit spike I told you to quit looking at that before carly archive, you could never score with those chicks it's a sham get it."

Spike "LIES LIES!!!!"

Optimus riding on Slingshot

Optimus:Hey Slingshot?

SLingshot:yes...

Optimus:umm....why am I riding you again

Slingshot:The deceptiocns are gonna attack here

Optimus:in mid air...okay I've been putting up woth your advances for some time now and I'm done your of

Bombshell holding his head

ahh crap!!! I left my feet in the cr chamber

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Arcee:Your missle is about to detonate.
Ultra Magnus:I can't deal with that right now.

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

Rumble had just stumbled upon the most akward moment of his life. Not only did starscream come out of the closet, but Rumble was his next victim.....

Scourge playing in the sand

Little did scourge know but planting marijuana on cybertron IS illegal

Kremzeek with some white foam

mmmmmm......instant foamilicous

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Botcon 2000

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