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Spike: I can see the head! I can see the head! Keep pushing!

Feb 24, 2003

Grimlock: Now quick, take his wallet!

Dec 16, 2002

Starscream: Megatron are you sure this new sex mind technology works?

Nov 5, 2002

Hot Shot: Well he's better than Wheelie down there...

Oct 28, 2002

Wheelie: ...but how does it GET THERE Arcee? Arcee: ...

Oct 24, 2002

Megatron: Yes my fellow Decepticons, I am back... why are you looking at me like that? Guys...guys... *BLAM*

Oct 2, 2002

Galvatron: So Soundwave... you want to know about the birds and the beas? Well I should have known this was going to happen... you see...

Sep 28, 2002

And there was much rejoicing, Decepticons: Yayyyyy!

Sep 22, 2002

Old Lady: My bladder is full, will you wean me?

Aug 15, 2002

Sixshot smacks Decepticon Clones heads together

Sixshot: I said mush!

Aug 13, 2002

Ratchet: I am the invincible Black Knight *Prime runs him over and carries on* Ratchet: Damn

Jul 10, 2002

Starscream: Not the nose... not the nose!

Jun 22, 2002

Mirage: I will never let you go... I promise.

Jun 15, 2002

I start Fiiiires.

Jun 10, 2002

I told you wood is not a nuclear weapon

Jun 7, 2002

Yes Spike you can use my bucket head to make a sand castle...

Jun 6, 2002

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