Captions by Blast Cannon

Spike: I can see the head! I can see the head! Keep pushing!

Grimlock: Now quick, take his wallet!

Starscream: Megatron are you sure this new sex mind technology works?

Hot Shot: Well he's better than Wheelie down there...

Wheelie: ...but how does it GET THERE Arcee? Arcee: ...

Megatron: Yes my fellow Decepticons, I am back... why are you looking at me like that? Guys...guys... *BLAM*

Galvatron: So Soundwave... you want to know about the birds and the beas? Well I should have known this was going to happen... you see...

And there was much rejoicing, Decepticons: Yayyyyy!

Old Lady: My bladder is full, will you wean me?

Sixshot: I said mush!

Ratchet: I am the invincible Black Knight *Prime runs him over and carries on* Ratchet: Damn

Starscream: Not the nose... not the nose!

Mirage: I will never let you go... I promise.

I start Fiiiires.

I told you wood is not a nuclear weapon

Yes Spike you can use my bucket head to make a sand castle...