Captions by Bonerking

"And then the boyfriend will pull out a copy of the Romeo and Juliet law that he carries in his wallet and show it to the teenage girls dad..."

"I see Mr. Carradine, you put the rope here... tell me, tell me everything!"

"Yes my coat has lapels and no cuffs... it worked for David Carradine in Kill Bill Part 2, it can work for me!!"

Omega Supreme realizes he should have paid more attention in "Sex Ed."

"Ugh, now even Alpha Trion is arguing about the War on Christmas"

Scrapper and Sari headed to Hollywood to demand why the Hollywood movies about Transformers were so bad. After crashing into Michael Bay's home, they found the real culprit.

Kelsey Grammer shows this image to his children every-time he has to explain why they suddenly have a new car.

The Predacons watch the "Lost" finale.

"So in Kiss Players we Transformers got to...."

"Kiss Players!!!! WHO TOLD YOU?!"

"NO I haven't seen 'Breaking Bad' yet, YES I know loved it!"

Family Court may only give me one weekend a month with my son, but nothing in that court order says we can't have fun!

"David Carradine warned me to lock the door."

The human "Zack" thinks I'm just borrowing this, but it shall be I who wins the trip to Hawaii!

"Spike, do these pants make me look fat?"

Kaiju!?! Book it gang!