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The Ultimate Caption Contest

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Bonerking has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Sari tells Optimus a secret

"And then the boyfriend will pull out a copy of the Romeo and Juliet law that he carries in his wallet and show it to the teenage girls dad..."

Dr. Arkeville points to Sparkplug's neck

"I see Mr. Carradine, you put the rope here... tell me, tell me everything!"

Dr. Arkeville is excited

"Yes my coat has lapels and no cuffs... it worked for David Carradine in Kill Bill Part 2, it can work for me!!"

Omega Supreme stands before Autobots

Omega Supreme realizes he should have paid more attention in "Sex Ed."

Sentinel Prime talks to Perceptor and Alpha Trion

"Ugh, now even Alpha Trion is arguing about the War on Christmas"

Scrapper buried in snow next to Sari

Scrapper and Sari headed to Hollywood to demand why the Hollywood movies about Transformers were so bad. After crashing into Michael Bay's home, they found the real culprit.

Grimlock eats a car

Kelsey Grammer shows this image to his children every-time he has to explain why they suddenly have a new car.

Predacons dressed as Car Brothers

The Predacons watch the "Lost" finale.

Scrapper talking to Sari

"So in Kiss Players we Transformers got to...."

Optimus surprised by what Sari said

"Kiss Players!!!! WHO TOLD YOU?!"

Sentinel Prime looks over Jazz

"NO I haven't seen 'Breaking Bad' yet, YES I know loved it!"

Brawn holds on to Soundwave

Family Court may only give me one weekend a month with my son, but nothing in that court order says we can't have fun!

Dr Arkeville becomes a cyborg

"David Carradine warned me to lock the door."

Megatron plays with his remote control

The human "Zack" thinks I'm just borrowing this, but it shall be I who wins the trip to Hawaii!

Optimus helps Spike up the ladder

"Spike, do these pants make me look fat?"

Meanwhile, back on Cybertron ...

Kaiju!?! Book it gang!


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