Captions by Dragonoth

Always one for fighting dirty, Sideswipe secretly installed retractable mecha-fangs.

reenacting the Inferno-Red Alert scene

Spike: "Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go! I want to be sedated!"
Hound: "Sure thing, Spike! I'll just load a tranquilizer into my cannon."
Spike: "Wait! I was only singing!"
Hound: "Well, temporal violations

That's what happens when a human drinks energon?

Megatron: Is this the Insecticon's lair where we lodge complaints of bugs in HMW?
Thundercracker: There aren't any bugs in HMW now.
Megatron: Yes, they appear to be out at the moment.

kid: And then, the giant robot dinosaur jumped from the water going "rarr, rarr!"
mom: That's great, dear. What happened next?
dad: Look! There's some robots over there!
mom: It's good to encourage kids' imaginations, but

kid: In a Xanth book I read, centaurs call their mothers "dam".
mom: Don't swear, dear.
kid: Dam! I mean Mom!

Hound: "Sorry, Spike. Civilians don't ride in military vehicles."

Ravage: "Who's the Bee-yotch now!"

Onslaught: "Combaticons, merge into Ruination! I mean Brut…" *BOOM*
Ever since, some superstitious Transformers refuse to say "ruination".

Spike: "Now from Radio Free Cybrtron, part 3 of Transformers: The Movie. After the battle at Autobot City…" *pause* "Hey, guys, what's up?"

Aaahh! Sandstorm's gone evil!

Never look a gift 'bot in the mouth.

Just wait 'till they add my CGI face! My expressions will blow you away!

Spike: "This looks like the Phyrexian invasion!"
Mikaela: "You and your Magic® cards!"

Spike: "My car!"
Mikaela: "I told you demolition derby wasn't the same as full-size bumper cars."

"Where's the Terminator when we need him?"

I booted up my computer to see the new "Before Carly" pic and found out it's from the new movie. Maybe live-action isn't so bad…

Ooooh! It's a Transformer piñata!

In an alternate universe, Unicron spared Cybertron and Galvatron didn't betray Unicron. The chaosbringer rewarded his minion by remaking him in his own image.

Fortunately, hill giants have large blind spots in which a human can easily hide. Unfortunately, these blind spots are beneath the bottoms of their feet.
-a quote from a Magic card.

If Galvatron continued to act like Megatron, he could have invented a machine to shrink humans.

The boss of stage 5 of the G1 video game that was never produced gets pwned.

Octane: "It's better to be odd than even!"

Soundwave: "Explain."

Octane: "Well, would you rather be number one or number two?"

Mega-Octane brand energeon snacks, the treats that give you a burst of energy to keep you running in top gear, is now made with Carbomyan oil to make you feel like you just rolled off the assembly line!

Kup: "Nine out of ten Gatorcons agree: Mega-

"We pledge allegiance to lord Galvatron, of the united Decepticon empire. And to the new movie, which we hope to have a part in…"

Sunstorm traded his super color scheme for two loyal Shockwave clones. He's not yet sure it was a good bargain.

Galvatron's plan to inspire competence by punishing failure with horrific paint jobs met with mixed results.

UM: "Did you hear? Wheelie became a Throttlebot."

UM: "April Fools!"

Galvatron: "98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!"

Soundwave and Rumble: He'll never find us in these disguises!

Galvatron singing "Walk Away" by Kelly Clarkson: "I'm looking for attention, not another question. Should you stay or should you go? If you don't know the answer, why are you still standing here? Just, just walk away."

Mag

*Magnus puts his armor back on*
"This, Arcee, is the reason I always wear my armor."

Arcee (in an awed voice) "He just fell out of the sky."

UM: "I, Magnus, have face-planted you just as Optimus face-planted Megatron."

Arcee: "But Optimus died trying."

Ultra Magnus: "For the last time, I CAN deal with it! I only said that line because I couldn't save Hot Rod's shuttle while mine was under attack!"
Arcee: "I think you made your point."
UM: "The next person who says th

kid: Hahaha! I will be Daniel's arch-nemesis!

Quintessons take a trip to the past

Quint 2 (pointing): There! That's the one who will become Ironhide!

Alien: Hmmm, it IS a cat, not a dog! This masterpiece Ravage answers all my questions.

Bruticus: I don't care that we're in a battle. I want my cookie back!

*announcer at platform* "You can tell the train is approaching by the rumble."
Rumble: "I hate this job."

Frenzy: "What do you mean, the attack's canceled? I was just kicking Opti-can!"

Grimlock: "It just fake knock-off repaint. Now broken scrap. Me Grimlock want money back!"

Oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-ah-uh-oh-ah!
Oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-ah-uh-oh-ah!
On the road with Tarzan Boy!

Cheetor: Why do we use knock-offs as nicknames: 'Catbot', 'Spiderbot', 'Dinobot'? I mean…
Dinobot: It was only funny the first time, "Catbot".

Dinobot heard that, before going into battle, Klingons sharpened their teeth. He thinks he's ahead of the game.

Say hello to my instrument of destruction.

Starscream: Not so leet now, are you?

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Stasrscream: Don't call me a n00b! I only need to point and click and my friend will upload a computer-unf

Starscream: Not so leet now, are you?

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Trypticon's sneeze is worse than his bite.

Lonrack: My secret advantage is that my legs are made of titanium girders. When the Predacons try to break them, I will kick them senseless!

Dinobot uses his temporary, plot-devised precognition to see Rattrap falling in a future caption. It made his day.