Captions by Galvatron Z

Finally, after all these years, Takara released a correctly colored Galvatron!

Artemis: "Gimme back my Trix you bastard!"

Ayyy Macarena!

Braver: "You mean Hasbro has released about a million versions of you two and not even one of me?!" Bah! My agent is soooo fired!"

"It's clobberin' time!" al la Ben Grimm

Goryu: "Man these beer goggles are working great!"

"To beer: Cause of, and solution too, all of life's problems!"

"Ahh save me from the wee turtles, they were too big for me!"

Gort: "Hey if you were a transformer you'd make one helluva breast-master."

Gort: "Hey baby, wanna take a ride in my alt-mode?"

Daniel: "Arcee you're a great head-master, but a lousy lap-master."

Kickback: "Ummm is that thing on your head what I think it is?" Bombshell: "Shut up! It's just a bad haircut!" *Oh God, he knows!*

Fire Convoy: "Gimme some sugar baby!"

Windcharger: "Say hello to my little friend!" Brawn: "Next time just remember your gun!"

A scene from Fox's new show "Temptation Cybertron".

"Got Milk?"

Primal: "I don't care if the orginal Optimus did go into a black hole for nucleon, there's no form of energy in the universe worth going after in there!"

Optimus discovers Scourge's true function within the Decepticon ranks, he's their proctologist!

Tracks: "I'm all up for bondage, but shouldn't I be facing the other way?"

Megatron's master plan for luring Tracks to his doom!

Rattrap: "Regular or extra crispy?"

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."

Elita 1: "Lower Prime! *sigh* Sometimes I think you couldn't find the G-spot even if you had Perceptor's help.