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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by luevanoalx

luevanoalx has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus pats a Quintesson on the side of its head

QUINTESSON: FINALLY PRIME,WE DID IT!!!I AM SO HAPPY!......
PRIME: SO DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE ON FOR TONIGHT????
QUIENTISSON: .....??...!!!! NO WAY LOSER I'M TAKEN...ARCEE!!!!!!

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

HUMAN: DON'T YOU THINK YOU ARE TOO BIG TO PLAY???
BUMBLEBEE:DON'T YOU THINK YOU ARE TOO SMALL TO TALK LIKE THAT TO SOMEONE THAT CAN KICK YOUR BUTT??

Carly, Spike and Blaster at a concert

SPIKE:YOU THINK WE'LL GET CAUGHT FOR SNEAKING?
BLASTER:WILL YOU SHUT UP...WUSS I CAN'T HEAR.
CARLEY:WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU!,WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU!....I JUST LOVE YUNA....

Starscream holds Elita One's chin

STARSCREAM: WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THE BIG RED WANNABE LEADER?I AM A BETTER LOVER....

ELITA:WHAT EVER 10 SECOND FREAK....AT LEAST HE PAYS CHILD SUPPORT..

Megatron on his hands & knees

MEGATRON: MY QUARTER,MY QUARTER....
STARSCREAM:STOP EMBARASSING US,I'LL BREAK MY PIGGY BANK...

Galvatron & Soundwave hold hands

GALVATRON: THIS IS THE BEGINING OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP....
SOUNDWAVE: WHAT THE ****,I THOUGHT YOU JUST WANTED TO CHECK MY NEW WATCH?

Bombshell gets indigestion

KICKBACK:BOMBSHELL,WHAT'S WRONG..WRONG....
BOMBSHELL:ME NO QUIERO TACO BELL.......

Skywarp holding a man

SKYWARP: OK,WHERE THE HELL IS APU???

Decepticons after a party

RAMJET:UGH.....
STARSCREAM:WHAT HAPPENED????
RUMBLE:THOSE FEDERALES ARE NO JOKE.....

Leozack & Hellbat tell secrets ...

HELLBAT: PSST,PSST....
LEOZACK:WHAT?
HELLBAT:GEUSS WHAT I SAW LAST NIGHT?
LEOZACK:.....WHAT?
HELLBAT:DEATHSAURUZ IN THE SHOWER.....
LEOZACK:!......!!!!!!!OH SH*T!

Arcee comforts Wheelie

WHEELIE:SO ALONE,I FELL SO LIFELESS...
ARCEE: IF YOU DON'T BACK OFF YOU WILL BE LIFELESS SOONER THAN YOU THINK...

Optimus laying down on the ground

CARLY: SPIKE WHAT HAPPENED?!
SPIKE: WE WERE IN TIJUANA LAST NIGHT....
PRIME: ARRIVA!,ARRIVA! VIVA MEXICO!
CARLY: UHG! IS SOMETHING BURNING??
SPIKE: EHH...YEAH,SOMETHING BURNING.....
PRIME:RATCHED......MUST GET NEW MUFFLER....

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

GALVATRON: CHECK THIS OUT,I LEARNED IT FROM DISCO STU....
SOUNDWAVE:ARE YOU ****** KIDDING ME????

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

MAGNUS: DO YOU THINK HE'S EVIL???
ARCEE: HE SMELLS EVIL...(SNIFF,SNIFF)
GALVATRON: PRFSSSSSS.....

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

STARSCREAM:JUST THE RIGHT SPOT...PERFECT!!
RUMBLE:MMMM......STARSCREAM,YOU JUST BLOCKED THE DOOR,YOU MORON......

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

MAGNUS: WELL,WHAT DO YOU THINK????
ARCEE:.................HUH?

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

PERCEPTOR: IF YOU ARE UP HERE,WHO'S KEEPING AN EYE ON OUR TOAST??
RUMBLE:TOAST?,WHAT TOAST??
PERCEPTOR:AAAAHHHH!!!!

Decepticons laying around

STARSCREAM: HELP!,HELP!...WE'VE FALLEN AND WE CAN'T GET UP!

Daniel tells Rodimus about a dream

DANIEL: BUT RODIMUS,I REALLY NEED TO GO....
RODIMUS: NO WAY JOSE!,YOU ARE GROUNDED....
DANIEL: I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER...
RODIMUS: EVER HEARD OF TIDE????

Tracks tells Optimus Prime something

TRACKS:PSST....PRIME.....CAN I TAKE ELITA TO THE PROM????
PRIME:...?????!!!!!!!...
PRIME:CAN I KICK MYOUR REAR BUMPER???
TRACKS:.....????IS THAT A YES????
PRIME:D'OH!!!

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