Nemesis Maximo has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
“Is it dead?”
“Check it out guys! I got the Amazon Exclusive Alternate Universe Optimus Prime in hand early!”
"This sidewalk needs salt."
I was never breastfed, but I imagine this is exactly how it would have felt.
Dat Ass tho.
Smell it, smell it!
Yeah! Go my a favorite sports team! Score a goal-unit...basket...
So THAT'S what gasoline does to a campfire...
Jazz Hands!
Here lies Optimus Prime
Too bad he couldn't stop on a dime
RR: Prime, you mustn't hate me for my beauty!
OP: Red Alert, I neither hate you nor find you especially beautiful. Now please let go.
The penis mightier than the sword!
Freedom is the right of all well armed females.
I have got to stop eating cheese before bed.
OP: Ooh, are you chilly, Megatron?
This keep what happens when you f*** a stranger in the @$$, Blades!
So they said "When are they gonna change the Caption Contest? It's been the same for years now!" so I'm like "Fine, you want it to change more often? I'll make it change so fast you'll have two or three a day! You won't even have time to make a caption
"And that's how I got them to change the caption contest."
Look! Over there! Can it be? An actual new Caption Contest?
Optimus: Hurry, Spike! The new Caption Contest Picture is somewhere at the top!
My arms...so tired...
Hey Skids! I have candy!
Megatron: "oh, oh God...oh that's...that's just...Soundwave! Get him...what's left of him...out of there!"
Megatron: *cough cough*
Man... My arms are...getting weak...been holding you up...for too...long...
"Come on, Soundwave! Only 98 more pushups to go to pass the physical!
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