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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Nemesis Maximo

Nemesis Maximo has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus Prime on his deathbed

“Is it dead?”

Optimus Prime on his deathbed

“Check it out guys! I got the Amazon Exclusive Alternate Universe Optimus Prime in hand early!”

Unknown Transformer in The Last Knight

"This sidewalk needs salt."

Arcee comforts Wheelie

I was never breastfed, but I imagine this is exactly how it would have felt.

Spike & Bumblebee playing football

Dat Ass tho.

Bruticus holding Computron and pointing his finger

Smell it, smell it!

Dr. Arkeville is excited

Yeah! Go my a favorite sports team! Score a goal-unit...basket...

Decepticons after a party

So THAT'S what gasoline does to a campfire...

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Jazz Hands!

Welcome to Carbombya!

Here lies Optimus Prime
Too bad he couldn't stop on a dime

Red Alert pulling on Prime's arm

RR: Prime, you mustn't hate me for my beauty!

OP: Red Alert, I neither hate you nor find you especially beautiful. Now please let go.

Perceptor wields a pencil

The penis mightier than the sword!

Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

Freedom is the right of all well armed females.

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

I have got to stop eating cheese before bed.

Megatron & Optimus get personal

OP: Ooh, are you chilly, Megatron?

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

This keep what happens when you f*** a stranger in the @$$, Blades!

Hardhead using a microphone

So they said "When are they gonna change the Caption Contest? It's been the same for years now!" so I'm like "Fine, you want it to change more often? I'll make it change so fast you'll have two or three a day! You won't even have time to make a caption

Sari tells a story to Optimus and Bulkhead

"And that's how I got them to change the caption contest."

Meanwhile, back on Cybertron ...

Look! Over there! Can it be? An actual new Caption Contest?

Optimus helps Spike up the ladder

Optimus: Hurry, Spike! The new Caption Contest Picture is somewhere at the top!

Optimus helps Spike up the ladder

My arms...so tired...

Skids' token appearance

Hey Skids! I have candy!

Megatron checks out Breakdown's trunk

Megatron: "oh, oh God...oh that's...that's just...Soundwave! Get him...what's left of him...out of there!"

Megatron in a puff of smoke

Megatron: *cough cough*

Brawn holds on to Soundwave

Man... My arms are...getting weak...been holding you up...for too...long...

Brawn holds on to Soundwave

"Come on, Soundwave! Only 98 more pushups to go to pass the physical!

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