Captions by Shadowman

It was a dream involving a paintball gun, the Matrix, Tom Cruise, floating computers, and Megatron. You'd be scared, too.

"Get your hand the hell away from my landing gear"

Onslaught: You are now carrying my child. Vortex: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOh well.

"Starscream, after hearing the Decepticons were going on vacation, flew off aimlessly, without Megatron telling him where they were going"Starscream: WOOOOO!! Vaca--Megatron?

OH, LORD!!! HAMTARO HAS RETURNED TO CARTOON NETWORK!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Soundwave: Megatron, we have just killed Starscream and Optimus Prime. Megatron? Skywarp: Poor guy, killed by the one thing he hated: Happiness.

"This is what I'd look like if I Became a Transmetal 2. Curse those designers."

Upon realizing he was no match for a group of deadly dinosuars, Shockwave had one thing to say...Shockwave: Oh #&!%!!!

Will you stop slashing my face for a Scooby-Snack? I didn't think so!

Behold! The ultimate tree-hugging robot!

The brand new show on THe Discovery Channel: "When Good Ceptic-tanks go Bad!"

"I should tell the doctor that the food comes out the wrong end."

*On a commertial*Tracks: look how good Krelmin's plastic surgury made me look! Narrator: After this commertial, Krelmin's plastic surgury had to shut down do to lack of business.

And you thought Freeza was ugly...

Optimus: Take off that mask, Tracks! Tracks: What mask?

Megatron: With these helmets, we can hear what the other is thinking...STARSCREAM!! YOUR FIRED!!!

Arcee: I will kill each and every writer for this show.

Rachet: I think if I pull on this thing I can *Skyfire goes flatline* oops...

The Decepticons always loved armpit inspection.

Man, these fast food toys get weirder every day!

Ultra Magnus:Time for expiriments!! Constructicons:OH S***!

Cliffjumper:A bright light is a-comin for me!
Mirage:Thats a lightbulb, Stupid!