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"What do you mean Auto Assembly is cancelled?!"

The new third party Bruticus MIGHT have some quality control issues.

~How could this happen to MEEEEEEEE? I've made my misTAAAAAKES. Got nowhere to RUUUN...~

"Think of it, Starscream," he said. "Free milk forever," he said. "We're gonna be RICH," HE SAID!"

"Crazy Skywarp's Discount Humans! Buy Three for the Price of THREE! Do it now or I'll KILL THIS HUMAN!"

Careful. Starscream's gone Frisky Drunk.

"YOUR...SERVING ATTIRE IS...HIGHLY DUBIOUS."

"Awww, I wet 'em again."

Hook: Ya got caught with a flat, well... HOW 'BOUT THAT? ;)

Based on the best selling book "Robotson Carustoe".

Movie Prime would always remember the day he first met Quintessons as the happiest day of his life.

The vaguest out of context hint of human affection?

Tumblr! Commence the shipping!

Looks like Freeway could use some...*puts on sunglasses*...GATOR AID.

And here we have the wild Cybertronian presenting for it's mate. Notice the red hindquarters.

BO: Sorry, give me a second. I've got a lot of junk in my trunk.
Ali: Indeed you do...

Sunstreaker: "And then I hauled in a Sharkticon THIIIIS BIG!"
Gears: *cough*bullscrap*cough"

"Ach, don't vorry. Helicopter blades grow back."

*No zey don't.*

Superion: *HHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWKKKK*
Menasor: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Corner Shockwave is watching you Powerlinx.

"I heard Movie Prime was around here somewhere. I don't want any of that scrap."

"C'mon, Bulk! Pull my finger."
"Uh... Okay."
*CRACK*

It's a fair to partly purple day in Iacon, Chip. More news as the weather breaks.