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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by SilverStar

SilverStar has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Megatron: Hey SoundWave

SoundWave: Yes?

Megatron: Did you know that this gold key will make your voice sound a lot better.

SoundWave: No, can I have it my lord?

Megatron: Sure why not just get on your knees and I will put it in.

SoundWaves

Rumble on a Subway train

LOOK MOMMY!! I'm a big kid know!!

Grimlock breakdancing?

Arcee off Screen: EEEKKK A MOUSE!! Grimlock: Where mousey? Me Grimlock want to see mousy!! Where Mousey at?

Daniel crying ...

Jazz: Hey where is the switch turn him off?
Hot Rod off screan: I don't know, I wish human kids came with instructions sometimes.
Ultra Magnus off Screan: Like you Hot Rod?
Hot Rod: GRRR
Jazz laughs hardly
Danil is still whining.

Dirge & Thrust dance (BW Neo)

Simon Said: DANCE LIKE AN IDIOT!

Blaster shows Hot Rod some new moves!

HotRod: Blaster I'm not gay now GET OFF!! Blaster: You too are a gay admit. HotRod: Give one good reason why I'm gay and for not shutting you in the frigging head. Blaster: Cause I got pictures off you with Ultra Magnus. HotRod: DAMN YO

Wheelie points gun at Kup

Blur:......
Kup: WHOA KIDO DON'T SHUT ME YET!
Wheelie doesn't know he has the gun pointing the other way and it is facing him.

The Decepticons at their finest

Do the monkey or else no stripers for you tonight guys.

Jazz gets on Starscream

Jazz on Starscream enough said and dirty minds to put them togather!!

Ratchet w/ gun

IF YOU PUT ME IN THE ARMADA SHOW I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THR A#S!! THEN KILL YOUR SORRY LAME BUTT! UNDERSTAND?! Aramada Actors nods there head fast. Ratchet: GOOD Humans, very good humans. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

What Arcee should have done w/ Daniel

HotRod: What ever you do Arcee do let go! Arcee: Do you not mean don't let go? HotRod: In this case I mean LET GO!! Daniel: meep!

Bluestreak on his surfboard!

Bluestreak starts to sing "I'm Alive" from the movie The Last Unicorn. Everyone else has steal whool in there ears to not hear him sing.

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

Hot Shot off screen: WOW IT A MINI CON!! Cliffjump faints into Mirage arms. Bumblee off screen: WHERE NOT MINCONS WE ARE MINI -BOTS BIG DIFFERENTS! YOU TWINK NARD!! Bumble Bee kick Hot Shot in the groin and walks away. Cliffjump twitches in Mirage arms. M

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

LOOK Rodiums Constuction Mincons! Does this mean I'm in the Armada show?

Hardhead using a microphone

Hardhead: Some times I slather my nude body with Chocolate pudding, then go to the near place of worship and kill the clergman. Getting the attion of the whole congration, then procude to preach the worship of that religion cause I LIKE PUDDING!!

Blurr falls on Kup and Arcee

Blur saw his Aramada conterpart and seeks comfort but miss by a mile!

Blaster shows Hot Rod some new moves!

Springer: See I told you he was cheating on you! Springer show Ultra Magnus a picture of Blaster on Rodiums. Ultra MAgnus: NOOOO!!!! It's NOT TRUE!!

Bumblebee in a tree

Bumble Bee: All right guys I will stop listen to the DDR song "Sweet Little Bumble Bee" if you guys get me out of this tree PLEASE!! Springer: No way man your staying up there for awhile. Bumble Bee: I hate you. Springer: I love you to B

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

Jazz: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! Perceptor: Here one Cosmos: I'm not dead. Jazz: He said he not dead. Perecptor: Oh he going to die soon. Cosmos: I think I'm getting better! Perceptor: Can you take him? Cosmos: I feel happ

Shockwave and Ramjet cower

ShockWave: I HAVE JUST WENT TO A VERY BAD MENTAL PLACE AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Ramjet: MY EYES!! THE BURN!! Think happy thought, didn't see Megtron screwing Starscream!!

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