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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Starazor

Starazor has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Alien probes Ravage

Hey! You're not a priest!

Decepticons cheering!!!

As it turns out, Decepticons like to watch the World Cup too. Especially after the incident with Zidane,

Starscream running toward island

Of all the Seekers, he's the only one who runs like a femme.

Rumble on a Subway train

Because of airspace restriction, some Decepticons were forced to use other methods of transportation

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

"I should have just stayed in bed, but no-o, Megatron hauled me out of a nice comfortable recharge bed. . . " *Completely losing it at Megs* "You silver *****! This is all your ********** fault, you *******!" *Runs away, crying!*

Bumblebee at the computer

"What's this thing supposed to do anyway?"

Windcharger strips

I need therapy. . . .

Bombshell gets indigestion

If Skywarp ever makes dinner again, remind me to get takeout.

Optimus having a bad day!

Starscream *watching from a safe vantage point* "I thought Megatron was bad before he got his coffee. I'M not even this big of an @$$hole on Monday morning with a hamgover!"

Daniel crying ...

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIII!"
Starscream: *to Soundwave* "Whaddaya mean, 'they don't have volume controls'!?!"

Blaster with foam on him

You think that's bad? You should see the kitchen!

Alien probes Ravage

This is why Traformers don't abduct people- they've been on the "recieving end".

Reflector makes a pyramid

*Returns with lunch* "Aw, slag it. They're rusted together. *to the others* "Get the oil can - and the camera!"

Vortex with his hands up in the air

Vortex : "Aigh! Don't shoot! These are NOT jazz hands!"
Starscream: (off camera) "Fag."

Reflector makes a pyramid

If they're gonna be here to we get Heavy Metal War back, I'm gonna go get'em some energon.

Bumblebee unconscious w/ Seekers

Bumblebee practices the Art of Not Being Seen. Badly.

Devastator gets slagged!

About as bright as an extinguished candle, Slag took Devastator's insult as a request.

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Flavor Flav callled. He wants his necklace back

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Never terribly bright, Slingshot thought this was what the term "grillwork" meant.

Dinobot grins ...

I don't like it when he smiles . . .

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

Some things just don't translate well...

Security Guard looking for his walkman

Go ahead... Push "play"...

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

Rumble: Hello? *echoes* There's no way a scientist can have that much empty space in there!

Perceptor kicks the computer

NOOOOOOO!You B@$^&%#*! I was level 146! And you won't do anything about it!?! WAAAAAAAAAH!

*At the Decepticon base*
Starscream: Runescape accounts are SO easy to hack...*looks at screen* Level 146 and a member! I'm selling this on eBay

Welcome to Carbombya!

Frenzy *reads sign and grins*: CAMEL-TIPPING TIME!
Rumble: You're out of ritalin again, aren't you?

Optimus Prime holds onto Starscream

Screamer:I'll never talk!
Prime:We'll see about that...*turns on Britney Spears marathon*
Screamer(completely losing it): NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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