Captions by Starazor

Hey! You're not a priest!

As it turns out, Decepticons like to watch the World Cup too. Especially after the incident with Zidane,

Of all the Seekers, he's the only one who runs like a femme.

Because of airspace restriction, some Decepticons were forced to use other methods of transportation

"I should have just stayed in bed, but no-o, Megatron hauled me out of a nice comfortable recharge bed. . . " *Completely losing it at Megs* "You silver *****! This is all your ********** fault, you *******!" *Runs away, crying!*

"What's this thing supposed to do anyway?"

I need therapy. . . .

If Skywarp ever makes dinner again, remind me to get takeout.

Starscream *watching from a safe vantage point* "I thought Megatron was bad before he got his coffee. I'M not even this big of an @$$hole on Monday morning with a hamgover!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIII!"
Starscream: *to Soundwave* "Whaddaya mean, 'they don't have volume controls'!?!"

You think that's bad? You should see the kitchen!

This is why Traformers don't abduct people- they've been on the "recieving end".

*Returns with lunch* "Aw, slag it. They're rusted together. *to the others* "Get the oil can - and the camera!"

Vortex : "Aigh! Don't shoot! These are NOT jazz hands!"
Starscream: (off camera) "Fag."

If they're gonna be here to we get Heavy Metal War back, I'm gonna go get'em some energon.

Bumblebee practices the Art of Not Being Seen. Badly.

About as bright as an extinguished candle, Slag took Devastator's insult as a request.

Flavor Flav callled. He wants his necklace back

Never terribly bright, Slingshot thought this was what the term "grillwork" meant.

I don't like it when he smiles . . .

Some things just don't translate well...

Go ahead... Push "play"...

Rumble: Hello? *echoes* There's no way a scientist can have that much empty space in there!

NOOOOOOO!You B@$^&%#*! I was level 146! And you won't do anything about it!?! WAAAAAAAAAH!

*At the Decepticon base*
Starscream: Runescape accounts are SO easy to hack...*looks at screen* Level 146 and a member! I'm selling this on eBay

Frenzy *reads sign and grins*: CAMEL-TIPPING TIME!
Rumble: You're out of ritalin again, aren't you?

Screamer:I'll never talk!
Prime:We'll see about that...*turns on Britney Spears marathon*
Screamer(completely losing it): NOOOOOOOOOOO!