Captions by Topnwe

Young transformers, like teenage humans tend to go through identity crisis' with piercing and altering of ones body through metal.

Gargoyle and Frank: RARGH!!!
Spike: why the hell should i be afraid of you? i'm friends with giant metal robots who carry enough weapons to put the U.S. government to shame...

Kup: alright everybody, now that we're covered in flour, let's go sneak up on Megatron and yell BOO! Then we'll go scare Daniel so bad he'll have to sleep in rubber pants for years to come!

E-Harmony strikes again.

ah crap, another bug on the windshield, and i just washed it!

AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! i just realized that Beast Wars is the pinnacle of transformers, and now that it's gone, nothing will ever be as good!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

"alright, now up for auction we have two giant robots who are missing their arms, taking any bids.."
Slingshot:"what happened to us Sky Dive, last thing i remember is trying to hit on Arcee at teh Energon Pub"
Sky Dive:"i think

Optimus: ...and just put this here, and voila! Prime-shot, the newest energon combiner!
Slingshot: ow! your foot doesn't go in my exhaust port, come on prime, we have to keep practicing for the talent show or we'll never beat Soundwave's &

Guard: now where'd i put my cd player.. hey, what's this, a tape player, wow, this thign must be really old.
Soundwave: *sniff sniff* insensitive jerk, not my fault Megatron won't upgrade me...

AAAHHHHH!!! THE PAIN, UNICRON TAKE ME NOW!! WHY DID WE LET STARSCREAM TRY FOR AMERICAN IDOL?!

Magnus: go on, you can touch it...
Arcee: no, no... that's alright, i think i hear Hotrod calling..
Magnus: *sniff sniff* i'll never be better than Hotrod...not even with these implants

Starscream: just a tug *grunt* here, and a twist there.... Rumble: Starscream i really don't think that's an insecticon toy. Starscream: what are you talking about, Bumblebee told me it was when i bought it at his garage sale. Rumble: WHAT?! oh

Kremezeek: behold! i have invented electricity! Al Gore(from off camera): nope, i invented that one too!

Cyclonus: you promised a great army of unstoppable killing machines, and you deliver a bunch of half-naked humans! you suck! Quintesson: they can kill humans, isn't that enough?

Arcee: what did you do to him? Ultra Magnus: i didn't do anything, this sissy had one beer and was out like a light.

Arcee: what did you do to him? Ultra Magnus: what a light weight. he didn't even finish his first beer.

Galvatron: uhhhhhh, I CAN'T DO IT!!! Cyclonus: what's he trying to do? Soundwave: he was watching yoga earlier on PBS, he seems to think he has joints like the humans. Galvatron: ow, i think i sprained something, in my nether regions....