Captions by Windcharger

Onslaught: Vortex, why can't you love me....
Vortex: I do love you Mega-Octane!!!
Onslaught: *Gasp*

Ow...my Cone...my precious cone!

KAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*nothing happens*
Damn...i should watch less DBZ!

Well...at least im not a cassette tape.....oh....Wait...

Does this make me look gayer?

Bruticus: Hey Computron! Pull My Finger!!!
Computron: That...does not...COMPUTE!!!!

Megatron" OK I'll wear the helmet but I ain't wearing the mittens!"

Megatron and Starscream dress up in they're Sharkticon costumes.

wHy JaAm CoPToR StiCKinG to mY BuT? I jUst EaTIng BaBIeS!!!!!

Aww Man! These Transformers toys suck! I need to get some He-Man figures!

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

Im on top, because im the planes, dumbass

Osama: Damn, that Bush got some good soldiers

"This looks like a job for..Superman!"

"Ziggi-saki, Ziggy saki, oi oi oi"

"It's impossible to flag a cab down in this city, why did you guys have to go and become Action Masters?"

Starscream: Megatron!?! It's not what it looks like...I swear I was thinking of you the entire time

"This is a .44 magnum, and it is capable of blowing your head clean off."

"But mommy, i hate the Go-bots, I want a Transformer for Christmas"

"After all these years, why didn't you tell me you had feelings for me?"

Why won't they release Brave Max in the U.S.? WHY WHY WHY

Ratchet: It's over, Prime

Optimus: Stop, I hate this game

Devs: Yeah, keep it going Jenna (looks down) aw, Slag what are you doing?

Cerebros: Wake up, Daniel, it was just a dream.
Daniel: Oh good. It was terrible, i was the reason the Transformers went in the crapper, and everybody hated me.
Cerebros: Oh, that's what you were crying about..

"I love it when you touch me there, Optimus"

Cyclonus: Yeah, take it Galvatron
Starscream: What did you just call me?
Cyclonus: Uh, i mean, take it Starscream

Starscream: I don't want to lead the Decepticons, I just want to be YOUR master
Megastron (to himself) thank Primus, Shockwave never played games like this

Optimus: Are you ready, Wedge?
Wedge: Optimus, I've never done this before, please be gentle