Captions by XeroSyphon

Ravage, you complete me. Now take me, to robotic stud!

"Humans, I just want a hug!"

YES! Level 37! I just beat Prime's high score!

All I said was the Oakland Raiders are overrated!

This shampoo sucks

I saw this movie. I think we're supposed to stand still and hope it goes away.

Oh, I am going to get you for this Willy Wonka! Mark my words! I WILL GET YOU!

Mom, I told you the Decepticons were the badguys!

The day Reflector forgot how to transform

Grimlock says Predacons should be flea dipped

"My name is Devastator, I can put my arm back on you can't. So play safe..... Now were the little sob who shot it off?"

I hate it when grandma visits. I always have to wear the ugly stuff she buys me for Christmas

I... Want... My... COFFEE!!!

Starscream: "Does this make me look fat?"

Wheeljack: "No, it's that 2 tonne front grille that makes you look fat"

First Aide: **whispers** "Where's the bowl of warm water?"

Ok, whoo didn't put cholorine in the pool?

"You..ni...Yani...Unid..dentified...Unidentified
C...c...cr...craff...t...craft

I give up, I wonder if Law and Order is on"

Optimus: "Well, Jazz, I have a monkey on my back"
Jazz: "Really? Is it big?"
Optimus: "You could say that"