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Optimus: Need... food...
Humans: Umm... Optimus? You're a Transformer... you don't need food...
Optimus: ...? Oh yeah!!!
Optimus: Need... energon...

Rattrap: Hey!!!! That isn't a very funny joke!!!! Why are they called Mouses anyway????

Arcee: Okay, I've hugged you... can I let go yet?
Wheelie: No, I'm not done yet...
Arcee: ...??? Done with what? Ooh my... Mmmm!!! Quit it!!!!

Galvatron: I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

Galvatron thinking to himself: You know, at first I was skeptical of this whole Golden Showers thing, but now...

Skywarp: Hey Bin Laden, I notice you're evil too... wanna join the Decepticons?
Bin Laden: You American Pigs!
Skywarp: I'll take that as a no...

Optimus: Now I'm going to read your mind.
Starscream: No you're not! You're just gonna crush my skull!!!
Optimus: Mind reading, skull crushing, what's the difference?

Optimus: That's enough! I'm sick of this S***! You're all grounded!

Daniel: I don't care if she's a robot, Arcee's hot!!! I want her! Hot Rod doesn't deserve her!

Arcee: Can you see anything?
Daniel: Nope. Notta thing...
Arcee: Wanna closer look? Hehehehe...
Daniel: ACK!!!!

Megatron: Where are you gonna put it in????
Starscream: It already is in!
Megatron blinks and looks behind him...
Megatron: Excuse me? I don't feel a thing!!

Megatron: So about that date...
Optimus: We're enemies, we shouldn't fraternize.
Megatron: We weren't enemies last night.
Optimus: That's enough out of you!

Megatron: You're feeling me up, I like that.
Optimus: No I'm not, I'm trying to save your life!
Megatron: Then you do care about me!!
Optimus: Go to hell!

Optimus: There ain't no way I'm goin' in there!

Optimus: And, what exactly am I supposed to be looking for?

Optimus: It ain't gonna come out, I'm tellin' you!

Wheeljack: Do the monkey with me! Come on!

C3PO: Okay, umm, we need directions back to our movie, could you help us?

Blaster: You like that doncha? Doncha??
Hot Rod: Oh yeah... oh yeah...

Megatron: Ahhhh! Help! Rape!!!!

Megatron: No really, I want to join the Autobots! Why won't you believe me???? I'll blast you if you don't believe me!!!!!!

Cheetor: Shouldn't have had all them burritos before the battle with this chick...

I'll get them damned Ronin Warriors!!!! Transformers rule you bastards!!!!!!!!

Megatron: And, what exactly's in here again?...

Optimus Prime: What are those two idiots doing?
Red Alert: I've got no clue sir...
Optimus Prime: Looks fun!
Hot Shot: So Smokescreen, about that movie...

Please, Rhinox, I'm not like that! Really!
Yeah Rattrap! What he frickin' said!!