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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by JP

JP has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

Rhinox "Why do i always have to threaten you to make you bathe?"

Optimus laying down on the job

Rhinox: "Oh no. He wasn't kidding when he said she was drop dead gorgeous..."

Spike & Bumblebee playing football

Bumblebee: "Hey Spike! If a Dinobot tramples you, then can i have your cd collection?"

Optimus laying down on the job

Rhinox muttering to himself:"Rhinox do this, Rhinox do that! A Rhinos work is never done around here.."

The Maximals Wrestle

Rattrap to Cheetor: "You and your brilliant ideas kid! Sheesh! We're all gonna die!"

Cheetor makes a weird face

Of all ther stupid stunts i've pulled..

Superion and Menasor have a little fun!

*click* Superion:Oh no! Not another of THOSE photos! We had just cleared Jazz reputation! Slaggit!

Wheeljack next to a crying Minerva

The day Wheeljack told Minerva about how cool Nightbeat was..

Trypticon consoles Metroplex

*Sob* No fair! Mommy I want a cannon on my head too!!

There, there.

Spike w/ a BIG gun.

Thanks for the gift guys, but um, i think you've got this size thing all wrong..

Tracks hanging from speakers

Tracks: "For the last time, Red Alert..i don't go that way!!"

Red Alert: "But, but what about the rumours then?!"

Tracks: "You rely on rumors? And you're the head of security?! Primus he

Fire Convoy & Build Typhoon get close

Heavyload: "Psst Prime, ever noticed that many Japanese catoon characters have pointy little noses?"

Skywarp holding a man

Megatron: "No Skywarp! For the last time, that's NOT Osama Bin Laden! That's just a guy with beard who is dressed like him..sheesh!I work with morons.."

Daniel crying ...

Hardhead: For the last time, i'm NOT gonna babysit Daniel! I'm a warrior, not a nanny!

Cerebros:Um..I'll ask Arcee to assist you?

Hardhead: Deal! Hand me that br..err child!

What Arcee should have done w/ Daniel

Hot Rod: Um, Arcee what are you doing with Daniel?!
Arcee: Oh, I just want to see if humans bounce or not..

Devastator gets slagged!

Defensor: "Arrgh!"

Slag: "Me Slag want to see you Devastator laught THAT off!!"

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