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Check out my impression of a humanoid!

Oct 30, 2007

Megatron and Starscream standing on rock

Megatron: "So, uh, do you have any plans for tonight?"

Oct 29, 2007

Optimus with arms around Bumblebee and Spike

Now Bumblebee, if you just turn your head slightly you will be the spitting image of Sam!

Oct 23, 2007

I always wanted to be a mother...

Oct 8, 2007

I told you guys not to play indoors! You do realize that each of you stand at at least 10 feet?

Oct 3, 2007

My rear engine now grants me the ability to hover.

Sep 27, 2007

"What is this a baby's play pen?"

Sep 19, 2007

Soundwave: "No human built brick wall can stop the Decepticons!"
Reflector: "We were wrong."

Sep 19, 2007

"So, do you come here much?"

Sep 1, 2007

"I can't talk, now I can't move!"

Sep 1, 2007

"When you come to think of it, you stand here for half an hour or more to get in, and then there's no seats inside, plus there's about 200 plus people inside... It just doesn't seem worth it."

Sep 1, 2007

Optimus Prime: "Oh, they got my face wrong!"

Sep 1, 2007

"What's the deal with aeroplane peanuts?"

Sep 1, 2007

Bumblebee: "I know I'm small, but I'm not a chew toy!"

Sep 1, 2007

"I hope no-one is filming this!"

Sep 1, 2007

"I don't get it. What are we looking for, again?"

Sep 1, 2007

"Why did you have to tag him? Now he's it and we're dead!

Sep 1, 2007

Spike: Make the human do all the work!

Aug 3, 2007

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