Captions by Q_Silverbolt

Check out my impression of a humanoid!

Megatron: "So, uh, do you have any plans for tonight?"

Now Bumblebee, if you just turn your head slightly you will be the spitting image of Sam!

I always wanted to be a mother...

I told you guys not to play indoors! You do realize that each of you stand at at least 10 feet?

My rear engine now grants me the ability to hover.

"What is this a baby's play pen?"

Soundwave: "No human built brick wall can stop the Decepticons!"
Reflector: "We were wrong."

"So, do you come here much?"

"I can't talk, now I can't move!"

"When you come to think of it, you stand here for half an hour or more to get in, and then there's no seats inside, plus there's about 200 plus people inside... It just doesn't seem worth it."

Optimus Prime: "Oh, they got my face wrong!"

"What's the deal with aeroplane peanuts?"

Bumblebee: "I know I'm small, but I'm not a chew toy!"

"I hope no-one is filming this!"

"I don't get it. What are we looking for, again?"

"Why did you have to tag him? Now he's it and we're dead!

Spike: Make the human do all the work!