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Prime: "Hey!! Who the hell is this guy?!! Send him back to Wheeljack for a paint job. I can't tell if he's Prowl, Smokescreen, or Bluestreak!"

*The REAL reason why the other Autobots always wondered WHY Daniel has Bumblebee's eyes.

Deszaras: Oh, waiter?
waiter: Are you ready to order sir?
Deszaras: Yes. I'll have the "Sum Yung Guy".

THIS is what happens when they combine "FORCE FIVE" and "RANMA 1/2"!

Jazz:HEY,STARSCREAM!!...Is this a TRICK?!!...You said this would be a couples thing,..then how come Wheelie is walking towards us with the "lubricant".

Starscream: Awwww CRAP!! What a GREAT time for my "Null ray" to f**k up!!

Jazz: Yo, sorry Screamer, I wanted to play "Rodeo", but Tantrum was on his period. I guess you'll do!

Starscream: Jazz if you wanna ride you hafta wait till I transform to plane mode!...uh, Jazz?...OH, NEVER MIND!!

SKYWARP: WHAAAAAT!!! Ten bucks for a FRIGGIN Slurpee?!!...drink THIS @SSHOLE!!

SKYWARP: Hey Hadji, "Johnny Quest" called...he wants you back on the set PRONTO!!

SKYWARP: OH YEAH,"Bin Jerk-Off"!! You enjoy sending planes INTO buildings?!!...Well, this PLANE is gonna send ya into a....

SKYWARP: GO AHEAD!! I DARE you to say "Thank you, COME AGAIN"!!...I DARE YOU!!

SKYWARP: Awwwww SH*T, ya shoulda jumped on your MAGIC carpet when ya had a chance!! Say GOOD NITE, Sinbad!!

I STILL can't believe this LAME pic made it in a TF forum... Was the TAMA AND FRIENDS site already FULL?!!

Hey PINKY? Are you pondering what I'm pondering?!! I'm pondering to send you on a ONE WAY trip to say "HELLO" to 2PAC!!

*When the Transformers start to have QUEER @SS characters like THESE it's time to watch SOMETHING else!! (UNREAL!!) :P

Possessed Gerbil: EWWWWWW!! HOW the hell could you lick my finger after I just picked a BIG GREEN SLIMER?!!

LAST time I FRIGGIN listen to you!! I KNEW we SHOULD'NT of taken that LEFT turn at ALBEQUERQUE!!!....NOW HOW THE HELL are we GONNA get back to the set of SAILOR MOON, with ALL of the rest of those GAY @SS characters?!!!

SAY "NARF" Again and you'll eating thru a STRAW!!...The Brain should have done this a LOOOOOONG time ago!!

Angry Mouse Creature(WHO THE F*CK ARE THESE RETARDS?!!): GO AHEAD, Keep singing that STUPID Eddie Murphy, " I got some ice cream, you can't have none" song one more time and you're gonna WISH you never left the Get Alon

Ratchet: KILL ANOTHER DOCTOR, eh?...PROTEST THIS ANTI-ABORTION -------S!!!

Ratchet: Now, now Blurr this WON'T hurt a bit...BLAM!!!!!

Ratchet: WHAT?!!! KILL ME IN THE MOVIE?!! Do you know HOW hard it is to get UNEMPLOYMENT?!!...TAKE THIS SUNBOW-CLASTER!!!

Ratchet: Man, I hope the store clerk doesn't REALIZE this a Megatron re-issue and NOT a REAL piece!!

WHO?!!!!

Leozack: Hey!! LET GO!! I told I don't REMOVE my top till after the 1st date!!

Hellbat: Damn it, Leo! I told you not to sleep over Wheelie's house...now you have a COCKROACH stuck in your ear!!

Leozack: HEY!! Enuff Already!! You've been trying to give me a HICKEY for 2 hours ALREADY, you know you can't with that STUPID mouthguard!!...LET"S SWITCH!!

Gives NEW meaning to the word "Close Talker".

Wheelie: Maybe if I eat this "Mystery Meat leftover", the other Autobots won't beat me up and think I'm cool.

A BIG shoutout to my boy Homer Simpson for hooking me up with these Nuclear waste brownies. NUMMY!!

Sparky: Er, Prime. May I be excused? I hafta do a #2!!
Prime:Sure, Sparkplug.
Jazz: Damn, I thought ALL OLD Earth humans wore DEPENDS.

Sparky: I volunteer Prime.
Jazz: HaHa, friggin LOSER, little does he know, he just volunteered to be the Dinobots OWN personal Pooper Scooper!

Dennis Leary: HEY!! STACEY!! Why don't YOU be ORIGINAL!! NOT ONLY is that LAME!!, but SOMEONE else already POSTED that!! STRAIGHT CORNY!!

Prime: Anyone KNOW the answer?
Sparky: OOOOO OOOO!! I KNOW!!
Prime: Er, yes Horshack, uh, I mean, Sparkplug?
Jazz: Great, now I'm getting flashbacks of "Welcome Back Kotter".
Bumblebee: I HATE playing 70s week!

Sparky: I tell ya Ironhide, that Viagra REALLY works. Mr. Happy grew SKY high!!
Jazz: A lil TOO MUCH INFO, pervo!!
Bumblebee: No, keep talking.
Jazz: DON'T encourage him,DUMB@SS!!

Again. WHO?!!!!

Who?

Dennis Leary: HEY! COMIC FREAK or whoever the hell you ARE!! Wheeljack IS alive AGAIN!! WHO FRIGGIN CARES!! Why DON'T ya question WHY, Wheelie DIDN'T GET KILLED?!!(let it go, BRIGHTBOY)!!

Prime: THAT'S IT, BLUESTREAK!! When we get back to the Ark, those James Bond movies GO BACK to Blockbuster!!

Ratchet: Hey, Prime!! I think we just lost WHEELIE!!
Prime: heehee
Ratchet:...Uh, Prime?

Ironhide:Now, now, Bluestreak, keep it under 55.

Bluestreak: AWWWWWW, UP YOURS DINOSAUR!!...WOO HOOOOOOOOO!!

"Got Nitrous?"

Ratchet: Hey Prowl? Why is he acting like that?!!

Prowl: He's been watching the FAST & THE FURIOUS, 1 too many times, NOW he thinks he's VIN DIESEL!

Prowl: I KNEW we SHOULD'NT have given him "Mad DOG", this s**t ALWAYS happens. I can NEVER take him anywhere!!

Bluestreak: HEY, Silver Surfer!!...YOUR MAMA!!

Surprised to see Prime involved in THIS?!!! HE"S THE "IDIOT" WHO THOUGHT IT UP!!(great, ANOTHER Prime groupie,...MORON!!).

Ravage: HEY!! This me "ON TOP" sh*t ain't working!! SWITCH!!

As if being seen IN a minivan couldn't get ANY worse...

Blaster: It's not the back seat of a Chevy, but it'll have to do...uh, no offense Ironhide!