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Spike (pointing at Janet Jackson): "Carly, why can't your wardrobe malfunction like that?"

Carly: "Don't you remember what happened at last year's New Year's Eve party?

Spike: "No. I passed out"

Carly

Spike: Look Carly, that weird girdle that Marilyn Manson wears helps him urinate on the crowd more accurately.

Carly: Ewwww.....you can smell it from up here.

Blaster: Hey Carly! He's got the same organic anomalies in his chest that you do!

Blaster: Damn, Spike. This band you call "Slipknot" sure is loud!

Spike: Quiet, they're about to play "People = Sh*t". That's my favorite. Carly, what're you staring at?

Carly: The guy with the decrepid clown mask

Danny: "Rodimus, it was terrible! I dreamt I was trapped in..........STAN BUSH'S MULLET! All that hairspray.....it stings my eyes!"

Rodimus: "Danny, do you know what 'Jesus Juice' is?"

Danny: "Is that why my Diet Cokes have tasted funny lately?"

Rodimus: That's quite a tent you've pitched there, Daniel. Have you ever thought of being in movies?

Daniel: I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!

Starscream: "I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!"

Bystander: "Wow, Optimus Prime and Megatron.....Boy, you two really let yourselves go"

Megatron: "Silence, fleshling"

Megatron- What happened to Devastator's right arm?
Soundwave- Well, he saw that pic of that Sue Perienne chick....let's just say that Scavenger got worn out
Megatron- BLAST! Say, now that you mention it, she is rather....what do these fleshba

Maybe now I can land a date with that hot one-armed surfboarding chick....

I'm looking for Dr. Richard Kimble. Has anybody seen him?

Is this what the humans mean by "guard your grill?"

(sigh) Of all the things the Repair Drone HAD to scan......a f**kin' Chee-tos bag. F**K!

P: "Dammit!"

W: "What's the matter?"

P: "Stupid digital cable. They were just about to do the "I'm Rick James, bitch" skit on Chappelle's Show"

W: "Who's Rick James?"

P: &qu

Bumblebee: "Spike! Quick! How do I make Sub-Zero pull this guy's spine out?"

Spike: "Sorry Bumblebee, but thanks to Senator Leiberman, if I tell you, I'll be incarcerated"

Bumblebee: "Damn Republican Video Game Vio

Spike: "Hey Bumblebee! Check it out! There's a Zoltar machine over there!"

Bumblebee: "All right! (inserts quarter)
I wish I was... BIG"

Starscream is inspired by The Silence of The Lambs......."Hey....that Lecter guy had a good idea! Wearing other bots' faces is fun!"

Blades: "What?....You?......Awww, crap, what kind of massage parlor is this? I want my $300 back!"

Blaster to Prime (off screen): "Now that I got Perceptor back on the sauce I gotta keep him pretty sloshed"

Perceptor: (hic) "Awww, that's OK Blaster, I got my new sponsor to help me." (looks at Rumble)

Rumble: "DRINK!

Rumble: "You did fine, laddie. Real fine. Now you've got to burn the house down. BURN THEM ALL!"

(Perceptor starts picking his nose)

Curse these confounded Gummi Bears and their horrible Gummi Juice.

Cyclonus: Blitzwing! What happened? Are you OK?
Blitzwing: He slimed me....
Cyclonus: That's GREAT! ACTUAL, PHYSICAL CONTACT! Can you move?
Hey Soundwave! I'm with Blitzwing! He got slimed!
Soundwave: That's great, save some for me.

stupid thehun.com.............Too many pop-ups!

Ultimately, the repercussions of the Michael Jackson trial were seen even on Cybertron. However, TeleTran 1 had to translate the predicament in terms the Autobots could comprehend.