Captions by 1337W422102

Transformers hits Rock Bottom.

Why does it say "45%" on the front of the rock, under Starscream's foot??

"HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. HA HA HA."

"Now you two be careful, and look both ways before crossing the street. Call me when you get there, and be back by nine! I love you!"

LOL I CAME

I won the Caption Contest and all I got were these two crappy figures.

Everyone's gay for Sideswipe.

"Dear Diary: jackpot."

"...then when she's unconscious I do stuff to her face; make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh!"
/Quagmire

Ratchet reluctantly retrieves his stash of 'medicinal marijuanatron.'

Ratchet's Chestplate Augmentation Surgery and the lack of female Transformers on the Ark did not mix well.

I TOLD YOU that a Transformers/LEGO crossover wouldn't work.

Megatron gets serviced in unspeakable ways by the one and only Giant Fuzzy Green Swamp-Dwelling Cyclops.

Megatron seeks Yoda in what Star Wars Transformers could have been.

"Lower."

Spike relayed the coded message to the Autobots and his father. Optimus Prime was all right:

"WE GOT A GREAT BIG CONVOY, AIN'T HE A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT!"

"Make it so."

"I see that you've changed *THAT* picture and the Before Carly girl is hella hittable, but what about changing *THIS* one?"

Take off every Zig. You know what you doing. Move Zig. For great justice.

"I'm going to go over there. You guys better change the Caption Contest picture by the time I get back."

"There's my mouthplate! Way over there! Michael Bay is... urinating on it.

On second thought, maybe I don't need it in the movie..."

In Communist China, Prime points at YOU!

"Now to make the Bitches Who Love Optimus Prime gallery..."

(points to Before Carly gallery)
"MORE LIKE THIS!"

Actually, people HAVE noticed that, 1bigray: deceptifiend, transformerguru, tomservo, First Gen, and GrimSqueaker...

In Communist China, Statues point at YOU!

"There he is! There's the guy who raped us!"

"Now change THAT picture! Yeah, the 'Before Carly' one. Let's have a redhead."

"OBJECTION!!"

"Is this the line for new UCC image submissions?"

Strict Dress Code in Effect: Only Oranges, Browns, Purples, Beiges, and Grays will be permitted.

Jazz: Come on Blaster, you have to battle. Soundwave's gonna be there!
(Blaster adjust his tuque and looks at his face in the mirror)

"Come one, come all! Gather 'round to see Mikey Bay's Metal Freak Show! Leave your brain at the door!"

Two good reasons why the Transformers came to Earth. And the guy doesn't count.

I'd hit it. I don't have a caption, I'd just hit it.

"Oh God, it's Michael Bay's ego! Haul ass!!"

The Bumblebee Paradox

That Christmas, little Donny Figueroa didn't get the coloured pencils he wanted.

"If you think THAT'S big and red..."

"Oh geez... Sorry Melissa, I'll get you a paper towel."

"Gah! My cartoon and toy line sucks moose balls!"

So he was supposed to be Primal? No wonder he was so ugly.

That short, gold and horned 'bot SURE PLAYS A MEAN PINBALL!

"Get the fruit! Get the fruit!"
"I CAN'T, THERE'S A GHOST IN THE WAY!!"

All your base ARE BELONG to us.

I won the Caption Contest and all I got was this crappy 486!

"Kids! Get the SLAG off Omega Supreme's wang!"

"Let me tell you 'bout a bot I know,
she had a drink about an hour ago
sitting in a corner by herself
in a bar in downtown Hell.
She heard a noise and looked to the door
and a bot she'd never seen before.
Purple armour, bright red eye

Hasbro Exec.: "We are proud to reintroduce the Universe line of repaints, including this new release of Starscream , with a new head design. (These crazy kids'll buy anything...!)"

He should try 'Head and Shoulderscoops'