That bastard said LIGHT wear! He is SO getting negative feedback!
"BILLY! I told you to pick up your toys!"
"....I don't think this is Botcon at all. Are you sure you were reading that map right?"
YOU HAVE FAILED ME BRAIN!
The new Torsomasters line received less than stellar reactions.
Lookit me, I'm Mario Andretti!
Oh sweet, my Universe Galvatron finally got here!
I knew I shouldn't have bought the KO giftset. These joints aren't tight at all!
"Megatron is dead! And I, Skywarp, am now leader of the Decepticons!"
LIFEGUARD! Brawl is drowning!
After the layoffs, former Decepticons had to find work wherever they could...
"Oh wait, it's the Michael Bay version. Nevermind."
They'll never find the body...
I'VE BEEN DISARMED!
FINALLY I can use my back cannon in robot mode!
Zooming in at random locations on Google Maps can produce interesting results.
Optimus: IMMA EAT CHOO!
Blitzwing: I vote we eat Dead End first. Motormaster: Seconded.
Me Grimlock shouldn't have looked directly at solar eclipse!
Long Haul: I TOLD you we should've signed up for Triple A!