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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by darkqueen01

darkqueen01 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
An angry Fred

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Spike & Bumblebee playing football

Spike joined football to prove that he could be strong and tough.

Yeah, his Dad thought that was funny, too. You don't see him here training his kid, do you?

Optimus laying down on the ground

Don't feel bad, Optimus. After a night of drinking I don't always make it to bed either.

Tracks with a mask on

Dude! It's Mer-Man from Masters of the Universe!!

Boy dressed as Rodimus Prime

This is what happens when your parents are giant nerds.

Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

Megatron: *sigh* At least they got the colour right this time.

Megatron points at his head

This is my handle, this is my spout!

Skid-Z runs a marathon!

Skid-Z just feels really sorry for the fat kid there on the left.

Bluestreak on his surfboard!

The Autobots recreate their favorite scene from the TMNT: Manhattan Project nintendo game.

Grimlock watches TV

Alaaaaaaaayiaaaaaaaaalaaaaayiaaaaaaalayiaaaaaa!

Inspired by: http://thisistheendoftheworldfolks.ytmnd.com/

Spike w/ a BIG gun.

Charlton Heston is drooling right now.

Optimus with arms around Bumblebee and Spike

BUMBLEBEE: Don't worry, Spike. Prime does this to all the new recruits.

Cancer with fists clenched

WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me.
This is not a joke.
You'll get paid after we get back.
Must bring your own weapons.
Safety NOT guaranteed.
I have only done this once before.

Megatron versus Sideswipe

*Honestly, how do they expect us to keep this captions PG-13?"

Artemis choking Rabbit

Suddenly, all the American fans don't feel so bad for missing out on some of the Japanese Transformers shows.

Ravage humps Spike

Awww. He's just glad to see you!

Megatron looking in the Insecticon lair

Megatron, Soundwave, and Thundercracker were both dismayed to find out that the secret Insecticon lair was not an actual portal leading to the mind of John Malkovich.

Ratchet working on Teletran-1

Ratchet isn't really fixing Teletran-1. He's actually trying to get free cable.

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

"Put that think away or your gonna get us all killed!"

Decepticons ... dancing?

*CLAP* Dance Magic, Dance! *CLAP*

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